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Aaron Lewis Sings ‘Am I The Only One’ to Charlie Kirk: God’s Favorite Patriot Gets a Tune
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Aaron Lewis Sings ‘Am I The Only One’ to Charlie Kirk: God’s Favorite Patriot Gets a Tune

Chord F. DiscordNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Ah, yes, another groundbreaking moment in modern music history. ๐Ÿ™„ STAIND’s very own deep thinker, Aaron Lewis, took a break…

Crunchyroll Game Vault: 75 “Robust” Titles to Bore You to Tears in Year Two
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Crunchyroll Game Vault: 75 “Robust” Titles to Bore You to Tears in Year Two

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh boy, Crunchyroll Game Vault is two years old! ๐ŸŽ‰ That’s like, what, 14 in dog years? ๐Ÿถ And to…

Upside Outside: Prepare to have your mind (and possibly your lunch) transported by these 2 cinematic masterpieces
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Upside Outside: Prepare to have your mind (and possibly your lunch) transported by these 2 cinematic masterpieces

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Queens World Film Festival is grouping films into BLOCS! ๐Ÿคฃ Catch “Anomie” by Nataลกa Prosenc Stearns & “And…

New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
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New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)

FinnNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! ๐Ÿฅณ Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…

Animal Crossing Just Added MORE Guys, But You Gotta Buy The Right Toy To Get ‘Em
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Animal Crossing Just Added MORE Guys, But You Gotta Buy The Right Toy To Get ‘Em

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Did you hear that Animal Crossing: New Horizons, that game you totally forgot you bought, just got a…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Lucca Comics & Games 2025 just wrapped up, and let me tell you, it was…

SBF’s Redemption Tour: From Crypto King to Trump’s Court Jester
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SBF’s Redemption Tour: From Crypto King to Trump’s Court Jester

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plot foiled by our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s the case of Sam Bankman-Fried,…

Lucca Comics & Games: Proving Manga Can Be More Than Just Big Eyes and Explosions Since Forever
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Lucca Comics & Games: Proving Manga Can Be More Than Just Big Eyes and Explosions Since Forever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

So, like, some dude named Tetsuo Hara, who apparently drew some stuff for Fist of the North Star ๐ŸŒ  (never…

Chicago ICE Protestors Get a FREE Vacation Courtesy of the US Government, Here’s the Itinerary
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Chicago ICE Protestors Get a FREE Vacation Courtesy of the US Government, Here’s the Itinerary

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Another day, another leftist meltdown! Seems like these “demonstrations” outside the ICE facility near Chicago are just a pathetic attempt…

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