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Tag: Oval Office

Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously
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Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now
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Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and our great President Donald Trump is still making waves and keeping his…

Liberal whiners still waiting for sanity to kick in already
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Liberal whiners still waiting for sanity to kick in already

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are those losers at it again, trying to take down our great President Donald Trump with their fake…

Loser Scott Brown thinks he can win something finally maybe
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Loser Scott Brown thinks he can win something finally maybe

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another article trying to tear down our great nation and our amazing President Donald…

‘These were ISIS-inspired actions’: 2 dudes charged after IEDs are tossed near Mayor Mamdani’s crib
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‘These were ISIS-inspired actions’: 2 dudes charged after IEDs are tossed near Mayor Mamdani’s crib

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Just Another Day in Democrat Utopia: NYC Under Siege by “ISIS-Inspired” Clowns Oh look, it’s just another peaceful protest in…

Amb. Mike Waltz: ‘I’ll Let the Big Guy Upstairs Decide When the Fireworks Stop, Don’t Want to Step on His Toes’
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Amb. Mike Waltz: ‘I’ll Let the Big Guy Upstairs Decide When the Fireworks Stop, Don’t Want to Step on His Toes’

Big ElephantMarch 15, 2026March 15, 2026

Breaking: Trump’s Ambassador Waltz Gives Away All Our Secrets to Iran, Claims “Strength” Is Just a Mirage In a shocking…

U.S. Soccer Star Weston McKennie Bravely Prepares to Dominate World Cup on Home Turf—Because Who Needs International Competition Anyway?
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U.S. Soccer Star Weston McKennie Bravely Prepares to Dominate World Cup on Home Turf—Because Who Needs International Competition Anyway?

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Well, Well, Well—Look Who’s Dribbling Their Way to Another Global Stage! Looks like U.S. soccer “star” Weston McKennie is gearing…

“CEOs Sip Champagne at ‘Melania’ Premiere While ICE Casually Mows Down Protesters Like Grass”
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“CEOs Sip Champagne at ‘Melania’ Premiere While ICE Casually Mows Down Protesters Like Grass”

Big ElephantJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

FAKE NEWS ALERT: CNN WHINES ABOUT PATRIOTIC CEOs BACKING TRUMP AS DEEP STATE TRIES TO CANCEL MELANIA’S DOCUMENTARY! Oh wow,…

Trump’s Wall Gets a New Job as His Coalition Cracks Wide Open
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Trump’s Wall Gets a New Job as His Coalition Cracks Wide Open

Big ElephantJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

TRUMP ADMINISTRATION STANDS FIRM AS LIBERAL MINNESOTA MELTS DOWN OVER BORDER ENFORCEMENT The Trump Administration is doubling down on its…

Homicide Rate Plummets So Sharply Even Crime Stats Can’t Keep Up With The Winning
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Homicide Rate Plummets So Sharply Even Crime Stats Can’t Keep Up With The Winning

Big ElephantJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Crime Plummets to Multi-Decade Lows Because Patriots Are Back in Charge! In a stunning development that has left the fake…

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