Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump jokingly described Texas Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton…
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GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A GOP senator, Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, blocked a resolution on…
President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press, and…
Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is claiming he’s “banning” CNN, MS NOW, and…
Rubio Clamps Down On South Africa With Fancy New Visa Rules
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest announcement from the US Secretary of…
Kamala Harris’ Home Security Actually Works For Once
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like someone tried to sneak onto Kamala Harris’…
Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest adventure in Ireland, and I have to say, it’s…
Trump Threatens Trade Tantrum Unless Fed Caves to Demands
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, threatening to prevent the…
Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
Trump’s Aide Rides Shotgun In Trunk Because Loyalty Matters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a hyper-loyal aide to Donald Trump, has been making…