Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry (and probably a few existential crises through the animatronic…
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Prosecutors Serve Up Gourmet Dumpster DNA as Exhibit A in Brian Walshe’s ‘How to Dispose of a Body’ Masterclass
BREAKING: Another Bloody Rug Mystery in Liberal La-La Land – But Don’t Worry, Folks, Trump’s Still President and Winning in…
Japan Gets Unwanted Shake Upgrade: Mother Nature Drops Surprise 7.6 Patch Update
While a real 7.6 magnitude earthquake shook Japan’s northeastern coast, CNN rushed in with its own aftershock: a hysterical tremor…
Epstein’s Grand Jury Files: Prepare for Disappointment
Oh, the swamp is getting murkier, folks! Finally, we might see some big names dragged through the Epstein muck. You…
Sex Pistols (feat geriatric Frank Carter) Announce ’50 Years Of Punk (lol)’ Celebration Shows For Summer 2026 (if they’re still alive)
🚨 Breaking News! 🚨 The SEX PISTOLS, now featuring the punk rock god Frank Carter (because, let’s face it, someone…
Oops, America’s Flights Go Bye-Bye, Prepare for Wallet-Shredding Ticket Prices and Passenger Pandemonium
Another government shutdown? You can bet your bottom dollar this is the Democrats’ fault, and those Deep State saboteurs are…
Erin Burnett Just Can’t Even with Trump’s Shocking Epstein File Flip-Flop
Another day, another leftist meltdown! Crooked CNN’s Erin Burnett is losing her mind because our glorious President Trump is about…
Yellen’s Got Jokes: $2K Checks a Maybe While SCOTUS Mulls Trump’s Tariff Tantrums | CNN Business
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws,…
5 Things You Absolutely Need to Panic About Today (or Don’t, Whatever)
Fake News CNN is still at it, folks! They’re pushing their usual doom and gloom while our GREAT President Trump…
ABFF: Tyler Perry’s Metaverse Disasterclass
Oh, the drama! 🎠A young, slightly unhinged director and his band of merry misfits embark on a night of…