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Bond Market Hits Panic Button Again Because Surprises Never Happen
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Bond Market Hits Panic Button Again Because Surprises Never Happen

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market has been having a tough week, and…

Debt Keeping Up With Americans Just Fine Apparently
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Debt Keeping Up With Americans Just Fine Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest debt numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a mixed…

Birds Ruin Everything Including American Airlines Flight
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Birds Ruin Everything Including American Airlines Flight

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story involving an American Airlines Boeing 737 that hit some…

Serial Killer Leaves Polite Notes Asking For Money
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Serial Killer Leaves Polite Notes Asking For Money

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this wild story. Nearly six months after Nancy…

Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want
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Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the drama going on at Howard University. Apparently, over 200 of the…

Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements
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Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like most people who’ve spent their careers in the…

Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
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Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…

Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content
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Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

There’s a new hope for fans of obscure Star Wars content, as Seth Green announced at Comic-Con that the infamous…

Marilyn Manson Still Making Music For Some Reason
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Marilyn Manson Still Making Music For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Marilyn Manson? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded this, and…

Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye
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Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Oh boy, it’s finally happening! 🙌 URIAH HEEP is embarking on their farewell tour, “The Magician’s Farewell”, and I’m not…

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