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Family Shooting Survival Streak Continues Uninterrupted For Generations Apparently
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Family Shooting Survival Streak Continues Uninterrupted For Generations Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about this poor mom, Michelle, who’s been through not one, but two…

GOP Spends Big on Crime Ads Without Victims’ Consent Apparently
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GOP Spends Big on Crime Ads Without Victims’ Consent Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Republican super PAC, the Senate Leadership Fund, has been using…

Trump Finds New Scapegoat in French Riots
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Trump Finds New Scapegoat in French Riots

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump is at it again, using footage of violent…

OpenAI’s Revenue Less Impressive Than Its Robot Uprising Plans
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OpenAI’s Revenue Less Impressive Than Its Robot Uprising Plans

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest tech stock drama, and I have to say,…

Amazon Plane Successfully Lands After Brief Sightseeing Tour of Miami
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Amazon Plane Successfully Lands After Brief Sightseeing Tour of Miami

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Amazon Air cargo plane careened off the runway in Miami…

GOP Freaks Out Over 2026, Because Why Not
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GOP Freaks Out Over 2026, Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the GOP’s midterm election woes, and I have to say, it’s getting…

Canadian game devs get schooled in cybersecurity the hard way again
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Canadian game devs get schooled in cybersecurity the hard way again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Canada’s game studios are the unsung heroes of the gaming world, churning out hits like Assassin’s Creed, Dead by Daylight,…

Supreme Court Throws Midterms a Delicious Curveball
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Supreme Court Throws Midterms a Delicious Curveball

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has made a decision that’s got everyone talking…

Voice Cloning Scam Costs Homebuyers $66,000 Because Humans Trust Voices
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Voice Cloning Scam Costs Homebuyers $66,000 Because Humans Trust Voices

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Brian and Wendy VanDoeselaar were just about to buy their dream…

Yay, 5% Treasury Yield, Just What the Economy Needed Apparently
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Yay, 5% Treasury Yield, Just What the Economy Needed Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 10-year Treasury yield has risen to 5%, a level not…

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