House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, where a group of House Democratic lawmakers…
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Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has made a vow to pay all American…
Trump Claims Firefighters Saved Him From 9/11 Attack
Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest 9/11 story, and I’m trying not to spill my coffee. According…
Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…
Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US Coast Guard plane that had to make an emergency landing…
Trump Admin Generously Offers Asylum Seekers Free Trip Home
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and I have to say,…
Bond Market Hits Panic Button Again Because Surprises Never Happen
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market has been having a tough week, and…
Debt Keeping Up With Americans Just Fine Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest debt numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a mixed…
Birds Ruin Everything Including American Airlines Flight
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story involving an American Airlines Boeing 737 that hit some…
Serial Killer Leaves Polite Notes Asking For Money
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this wild story. Nearly six months after Nancy…