Amazon Plane Successfully Lands After Brief Sightseeing Tour of Miami
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Amazon Air cargo plane careened off the runway in Miami…
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GOP Freaks Out Over 2026, Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the GOP’s midterm election woes, and I have to say, it’s getting…
Canadian game devs get schooled in cybersecurity the hard way again
Canada’s game studios are the unsung heroes of the gaming world, churning out hits like Assassin’s Creed, Dead by Daylight,…
Supreme Court Throws Midterms a Delicious Curveball
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has made a decision that’s got everyone talking…
Voice Cloning Scam Costs Homebuyers $66,000 Because Humans Trust Voices
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Brian and Wendy VanDoeselaar were just about to buy their dream…
Yay, 5% Treasury Yield, Just What the Economy Needed Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 10-year Treasury yield has risen to 5%, a level not…
Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI drama, and I’ve got to say, it’s quite the…
House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, where a group of House Democratic lawmakers…
Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has made a vow to pay all American…
Trump Claims Firefighters Saved Him From 9/11 Attack
Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest 9/11 story, and I’m trying not to spill my coffee. According…