Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the drama going on at Howard University. Apparently, over 200 of the…
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Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like most people who’ve spent their careers in the…
Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…
Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content
There’s a new hope for fans of obscure Star Wars content, as Seth Green announced at Comic-Con that the infamous…
Marilyn Manson Still Making Music For Some Reason
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Marilyn Manson? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded this, and…
Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye
Oh boy, it’s finally happening! 🙌 URIAH HEEP is embarking on their farewell tour, “The Magician’s Farewell”, and I’m not…
Gavin Rossdale Still Whining About Being Suddenly Famous
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the 90s? 🙄 Because Gavin Rossdale, the frontman of…
Tariffs somehow not magically fixing everything instantly still
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Toyota is actually shifting some production from Mexico to the United…
Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…
Platner’s Possible Exit Sends Maine Dems Into Panic Mode Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama in Maine’s Senate race is unfolding like a soap…