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Trump’s Tantrum Threatens to Turn House GOP Into a Panic Room
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Trump’s Tantrum Threatens to Turn House GOP Into a Panic Room

Big ElephantJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

Trump’s Tough Love Keeps GOP in Line—Who Knew Fear Was Such a Motivator? In a stunning turn of events that…

BUSH Declares War on Earplugs: Spring 2026 Tour Features MAMMOTH and JAMES AND THE COLD GUN (Bring Your Earplugs, You’ll Need Them)
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BUSH Declares War on Earplugs: Spring 2026 Tour Features MAMMOTH and JAMES AND THE COLD GUN (Bring Your Earplugs, You’ll Need Them)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

🎸 BUSH IS BACK, BABY! AND THEY’RE BRINGING THEIR “I BEAT LONELINESS” THERAPY SESSION TO A STADIUM NEAR YOU! 🎸…

MAYHEM’s ATTILA CSIHAR Says He Wasn’t Even Mad When Euronymous Turned Into a Human Pizza
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MAYHEM’s ATTILA CSIHAR Says He Wasn’t Even Mad When Euronymous Turned Into a Human Pizza

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 8, 2026January 8, 2026

When Black Metal Wasn’t Just a Music Genre, But a Full-Time Contact Sport 🎸🔪 Ah, the early ’90s—back when Norwegian…

This Time, Amersfoort! Where Expats Pretend to Understand Dutch Cycling Culture
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This Time, Amersfoort! Where Expats Pretend to Understand Dutch Cycling Culture

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 8, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Dutch Housing Crisis Solves Itself When Expats Panic-Buy Windmills 🚨 📍 Online via Zoom (because reality is too…

OPP Provincial Communications Centre: When 911 Calls for Help, They Answer with Hold Music and a Side of Sarcasm
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OPP Provincial Communications Centre: When 911 Calls for Help, They Answer with Hold Music and a Side of Sarcasm

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

🚨 Attention: OPP Needs Heroes Who Can Handle Panic Calls and Coffee Spills! 🚨 The OPP’s Provincial Communications Centres (PCC)…

BAPAM Training: Performance Anxiety
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BAPAM Training: Performance Anxiety

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Another Tuesday, another cry for help from musicians who can’t handle stress—this time BAPAM is hosting a free webinar on…

Will Medd’s “Write Here, Right Now” Day Retreat: NWSSDTP’s Wildest Writing Whimsy
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Will Medd’s “Write Here, Right Now” Day Retreat: NWSSDTP’s Wildest Writing Whimsy

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Struggling to write your thesis? Join our online “Write Here, Right Now” retreat and watch your productivity soar… or at…

RADIOLOGIC TECHNOLOGY – SPRING 2026 APPLICATION WORKSHOP
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RADIOLOGIC TECHNOLOGY – SPRING 2026 APPLICATION WORKSHOP

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Local Nerds Gather Online to Panic About February 2026 Applications (Spoiler: It’s Just Zoom) 🚨 📅 Mark your…

SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN: How I Accidentally Became METALLICA’s Backup Guitarist for Two Nights in 2000
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SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN: How I Accidentally Became METALLICA’s Backup Guitarist for Two Nights in 2000

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

When a 22-Year-Old in Lakers Sweats Accidentally Became Metal God for a Night: The Daron Malakian Origin Story 🤘😂 Once…

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Online infosessie: Een hippe, tweedehands geboortelijst **”Geboortelijst op de kop kopen? Nee hoor, ik betaal liever een extra 100 euro voor een tweedehands geboortelijst uit de jaren ’90″**

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Locals discover that baby items can be reused, immediately panic about where to store all the tiny clothes…

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