**Harnessing the Power of Good Anxiety with Wendy Suzuki, PhD**
Oh, great! Another event telling us anxiety is a “superpower.” Who needs therapy when you can just “harness” it? 🧠⚡️
Join neuroscientist Wendy Suzuki as she explains why your panic attacks are actually just your brain being “remarkably adaptive.” Spoiler: it’s not.
📅 **Schedule:**
4:00 p.m. – Doors open (come early to panic in the lobby!)
5:00 p.m. – Program begins (don’t be late, or your anxiety will spike!)
6:00 p.m. – Book signing (get your anxiety signed by a PhD!)
In-person attendees get a FREE book! Because nothing says “I’ve conquered anxiety” like a tote bag full of reading material. 📖✨
Books available at your favorite retailer. Or just borrow one from your anxious friend who bought five copies.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
