Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, and it’s a doozy. Lawyers…
Tag: Paramount
UK intervention in Hollywood merger because why not
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the British government is considering challenging Paramount’s planned takeover…
SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue
Get ready to scream, folks! 🎸🔊 Christian rockers SKILLET have just announced their explosive new single, “Scream”, and it’s about…
Breakout Band THE WARNING Totally Not Desperately Trying to Be Relevant with New Single Ego
The Warning, the trio of sisters from Monterrey, Mexico, has just released a new single, “Ego”, and it’s about to…
Warner Bros Is Desperately Trying to Make You Watch Bugs Bunny Again Because Clearly You Weren’t Traumatized Enough by Elmer Fudd’s Singing
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Warner Bros. has finally decided to treat the Looney…
Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action
A man in Singapore has been arrested for leaking the upcoming animated movie The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender…
CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was
Breaking news, folks: the Clueless sequel series that no one really asked for is not happening at Peacock 🙅♀️. I…
Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
Oh boy, get ready for another wild ride with Nicolas Cage, the king of over-the-top performances 🤪. He’s teaming up…
Steven Spielberg Got Scared of All the Math and Science Stuff in Interstellar and Ran Away with His Tail Between His Legs
So, you want to know about Steven Spielberg and his failed attempt to direct Interstellar? 🚀👽 Well, buckle up, folks,…
CBS News fires 6% of staff, Bari Weiss takes over to fix everything with her legendary wisdom and charm
Breaking: CBS News Ditches ‘Woke’ Agenda, Trump Fans Celebrate! In a stunning turn of events that’s rocking the liberal media…