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Firework Adds Excitement to Otherwise Mundane Chicago Landing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Firework Adds Excitement to Otherwise Mundane Chicago Landing

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Delta Air Lines flight that was apparently struck by fireworks as…

No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story from Missouri, where a skydiving plane crashed last month,…

You Won’t Believe What Some Genius Tried On A Plane
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Some Genius Tried On A Plane

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one, folks. A passenger on a United Airlines…

You Won’t Believe What Almost Smacked into that Plane
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Almost Smacked into that Plane

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest close call in the skies when I came across this…

Hideo Kojima’s Bizarre Physint Casting Call Clearly Indicates He’s Lost His Mind and Is Now Casting His Cat as the Main Character
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Hideo Kojima’s Bizarre Physint Casting Call Clearly Indicates He’s Lost His Mind and Is Now Casting His Cat as the Main Character

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Hideo Kojima is back at it again, and by “it,” I mean making everyone wait an eternity for his next…

20 US Airports Don’t Have TSA. Passengers There Are Living the Dream While the Rest of Us Suffer in Line
SHUTDOWN SPECTACLE: PRIVATE SCREENERS SHINE AS TSA TUMBLES!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

20 US Airports Don’t Have TSA. Passengers There Are Living the Dream While the Rest of Us Suffer in Line

Big ElephantMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that’s got the Deep State trembling, 20 airports across America are laughing all the…

Could your airport close if TSA screeners don’t show up to work? Here’s what experts say (or don’t say because they’re too busy not showing up)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Could your airport close if TSA screeners don’t show up to work? Here’s what experts say (or don’t say because they’re too busy not showing up)

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Liberal Incompetence Strikes Again: TSA Blames Airport Shutdowns on Democrat-Triggered Shutdown Well, folks, here we go again! Thanks to the…

Trump Admin in Court to Defend Shaky Prosecution of Kilmar Abrego Garcia — What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Admin in Court to Defend Shaky Prosecution of Kilmar Abrego Garcia — What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Big ElephantFebruary 26, 2026February 26, 2026

Oh no, the libs are melting down again! CNN is crying about poor little Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the “Maryland father…

Plane Crash in Mogadishu: 55 People Walk Away Unharmed, Airline Claims ‘Mission Accomplished’
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Plane Crash in Mogadishu: 55 People Walk Away Unharmed, Airline Claims ‘Mission Accomplished’

Big ElephantFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Trump Saves Somalia From Aviation Disaster, Libs Furious He Didn’t Take Credit In a shocking twist that left the fake…

United flight to Tokyo returns to Dulles after accidentally setting the scenery on fire
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

United flight to Tokyo returns to Dulles after accidentally setting the scenery on fire

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Leftists Sabotage United Flight 803! Biden’s Green Agenda Grounded in Flames at Dulles! In a shocking turn of events that…

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