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Boeing’s 737 Max Just Got a Little More Exciting Apparently
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Boeing’s 737 Max Just Got a Little More Exciting Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest issue with Boeing 737 Max jets, and I’ve got to…

Denver Weather Too Much For Planes But Not Broncos Fans Apparently
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Denver Weather Too Much For Planes But Not Broncos Fans Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, 22 aircraft flying to Denver, Colorado on Monday night had…

Alaska Plane Crash Blamed On Obvious Pilot Mistakes Apparently
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Alaska Plane Crash Blamed On Obvious Pilot Mistakes Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one is a doozy. A pilot of…

Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control
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Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a close call at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, and let me tell…

American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently
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American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. All American Airlines flights nationwide have been grounded Tuesday evening due…

Boeing 737 MAX seats installed with apparent reckless abandon somehow
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Boeing 737 MAX seats installed with apparent reckless abandon somehow

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest issue with Boeing 737 MAX jets, and let me tell…

United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them
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United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like United Airlines is finally doing something about those dreaded middle seats. I almost choked on…

Seaplane Crashes Washington Coast Because That’s Just How Mondays Start
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Seaplane Crashes Washington Coast Because That’s Just How Mondays Start

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made an emergency landing off the coast of Washington,…

NTSB Reports Yet Another Totally Normal Day in Air Traffic Control
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NTSB Reports Yet Another Totally Normal Day in Air Traffic Control

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Two planes, a Delta Air Lines…

Discovery Channel Finds Plane Lost Since 1952 Because That’s Totally Normal
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Discovery Channel Finds Plane Lost Since 1952 Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’ve got my coffee in hand and I’m reading about a story that’s got me shaking my head in…

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