United flight to Tokyo returns to Dulles after accidentally setting the scenery on fire
Leftists Sabotage United Flight 803! Biden’s Green Agenda Grounded in Flames at Dulles! In a shocking turn of events that…
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18-Year-Old High School “Senior” Turns Subway Car into BBQ Pit, Charged with Arson, Passengers Complained About Lack of Marinade
Another day, another unhinged leftist running amok in our once-great cities! They are destroying America, one subway arson at a…
Passenger Planes About to Become Unmanned Aerial Vehicles Thanks to the Sun, Oops
Globalist Airbus Planes PLOT to Fall From Sky Thanks to Solar Flares! Is This Another Deep State Attack on American…
Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we dissect the liberal lunacy of the day! Americans, bless their hearts, are bracing…
Choo Choo! Prepare for the Most Boring Train Ride of Your Life: A Found Footage “Documentary”
Trains is supposedly a “found-footage documentary,” which, let’s be honest, just means they couldn’t afford to shoot anything new. 🤣…