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Far Far West Early Access Preview — Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Watch Robots Rustle Cattle
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Far Far West Early Access Preview — Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Watch Robots Rustle Cattle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Far Far West is a game that’s so crazy, it just might work 🤪. With its wacky cartoon aesthetic, roguelike…

Valve’s Steam Controller Finally Gets a Price and Release Date Because You Were All Dying to Spend Money on Something That Might Possibly Work
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Valve’s Steam Controller Finally Gets a Price and Release Date Because You Were All Dying to Spend Money on Something That Might Possibly Work

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, have you guys been waiting for this moment forever! 🤩 Valve has finally announced the release date and…

Liberal media exploiting dead kids for gun control again
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Liberal media exploiting dead kids for gun control again

Big ElephantApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks! Our great nation is thriving under the magnificent leadership…

Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget
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Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some pirate-themed fun 🏴‍☠️? Because Ubisoft just announced Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced,…

Two Point Museum Unveils The Most Totally Not Boring Expansion Pack Ever Made The Arty-Facts DLC Because Who Doesn’t Love Looking At Old Paintings And Dusty Artifacts All Day
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Two Point Museum Unveils The Most Totally Not Boring Expansion Pack Ever Made The Arty-Facts DLC Because Who Doesn’t Love Looking At Old Paintings And Dusty Artifacts All Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements! 🎉 Two Point Studios and SEGA are thrilled…

Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 Is Definitely Not Delayed Again And Will Totally Come Out In 2027 Unless Something Goes Wrong Which It Probably Will
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Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 Is Definitely Not Delayed Again And Will Totally Come Out In 2027 Unless Something Goes Wrong Which It Probably Will

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Breaking News: Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 Announced, and We’re Freaking Out 🤯. Bandai Namco has officially revealed the latest installment…

Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: New Xbox Controller and Game Pass April 2026 Lineup Revealed Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Before the ID@Xbox Showcase
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Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: New Xbox Controller and Game Pass April 2026 Lineup Revealed Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Before the ID@Xbox Showcase

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Microsoft just dropped a ton of Xbox announcements, and we’re talking new Forza Horizon 6 peripherals, the latest Game Pass…

Daredevil Actor Charlie Cox Finally Figures Out How To Use a Controller and Plays Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Gets Absolutely Destroyed
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Daredevil Actor Charlie Cox Finally Figures Out How To Use a Controller and Plays Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Gets Absolutely Destroyed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Wow, what a total “legend” 🤣, Charlie Cox, the amazing actor who voices Gustave in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, has…

Bloodborne is Back to Haunt Your Nightmares Again as a Super Gory Animated Movie Because You Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough, and Internet Personality JackSepticEye is Somehow a Producer Now
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Bloodborne is Back to Haunt Your Nightmares Again as a Super Gory Animated Movie Because You Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough, and Internet Personality JackSepticEye is Somehow a Producer Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

After over 10 years of fans begging for a new Bloodborne game, Sony has finally decided to give them what…

Warhammer Classics Because Who Needs New Games When You Can Pay For The Same Old Ones Again On Steam With A Fancy New Coat Of Paint And A Steep Price Tag
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Warhammer Classics Because Who Needs New Games When You Can Pay For The Same Old Ones Again On Steam With A Fancy New Coat Of Paint And A Steep Price Tag

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks! 🚀 The publisher SNEG has teamed up with Games Workshop and…

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