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PAX West 2025: OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 Preview โ€” Prepare to be Mildly Whemed
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PAX West 2025: OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 Preview โ€” Prepare to be Mildly Whemed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 at PAX West 2025 was supposed to be my personal hell๐Ÿ”ฅ. I mean, turn-based combat? ๐Ÿคข But…

Helldivers 2: Still Buggy, But Now With MORE Bugs and Planets to Liberate (or Die Trying)
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Helldivers 2: Still Buggy, But Now With MORE Bugs and Planets to Liberate (or Die Trying)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Helldivers 2, now with added Xbox exclusivity (because PC players are *obviously* superior ๐Ÿ™„), has graced us with the “Into…

5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life
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5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round for some *totally* unbiased truths about why you’re still wasting your lives in MMOs. ๐Ÿ™„ We’re…

HONOR’s Magic V5: So Thin It Might Disappear, Now with Enough AI to Order Pizza For You, Europe’s So Lucky
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HONOR’s Magic V5: So Thin It Might Disappear, Now with Enough AI to Order Pizza For You, Europe’s So Lucky

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Oh, look, another foldable phone! ๐Ÿ™„ HONOR, who? Apparently, they’ve graced us with the Magic V5, which theyโ€™re calling “the…

How to Squeeze Every Last Pixel Out of Your Pathetic Budget
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How to Squeeze Every Last Pixel Out of Your Pathetic Budget

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Alright gamers, listen up! ๐Ÿคช So you wanna be a pro-gamer but your wallet’s drier than the Sahara desert? ๐ŸŒต…

Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB
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Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

From Aug. 25 to Sept. 7, Intel Gamer Days is allegedly happening ๐Ÿคฃ. It’s not just a saleโ€”it’s a desperate…

Gamescom Award 2025: The Oscars, But For Games (And Maybe Booths)
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Gamescom Award 2025: The Oscars, But For Games (And Maybe Booths)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Okay, so Gamescom 2025 happened, and apparently, they handed out some participation trophies… I mean, awards. ๐Ÿ™„ Because, you know,…

ROG Xbox Ally and ROG Xbox Ally X Finally Crawling Out of the Void at Gamescom 2025
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ROG Xbox Ally and ROG Xbox Ally X Finally Crawling Out of the Void at Gamescom 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, Gamescom 2025, you tease! ๐Ÿ™„ ASUS, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just because they felt like it), decided…

Triangle Strategy Finally Escapes Nintendo’s Clutches, Invades Xbox Today
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Triangle Strategy Finally Escapes Nintendo’s Clutches, Invades Xbox Today

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, look, Xbox “kicked off” its gamescom 2025 “Day 1” broadcast by announcing Triangle Strategy is gracing their consoles with…

Silent Hill f: Finally, a Voice We Can Complain About
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Silent Hill f: Finally, a Voice We Can Complain About

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh boy, another Silent Hill game? ๐Ÿ™„ At gamescom 2025, they graced us with a new Silent Hill f trailer.…

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