Gamescom 2025: Behold, the Sacred Schedule of Overhyped Events and Disappointing Reveals
Okay, gamers, listen up! 📢 Gamescom 2025, the world’s “biggest” video game show (according to who, exactly? 🤔), is about…
Tag: PC
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently
🤣 OMG! You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE this! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, yes, SEVEN, is coming out,…
Battlefield 6 Beta: Still Kicking? Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again!
Ah, yes, Battlefield 6, the game that’s totally not just a reskin of the last five titles with slightly shinier…
Helldivers 2 Prepares to Steal Halo 3: ODST’s Underwear, CEO Warns of Impending Pant-Soiling Crisis
OMG! Helldivers 2, the game PC and PS5 players have been gatekeeping for months, is finally slumming it on Xbox!…
Itch.io Backtracks Like a Drunk Snail, Unhides the Naughty Bits (But Still Keeps Your Wallet Safe)
Oh, the drama! 🍿 Our beloved indie game haven, Itch.io, decided to play hide-and-seek with the naughty bits last week,…
Cronos: Dawn Breaks, Switch 2 Shakes (and Probably Still Fakes)
Oh, sweet gamers, prepare yourselves for the most thrilling, groundbreaking, and totally-not-derivative experience of the decade! Cronos: The New Dawn,…
Upcoming Horror Game I Hate This Place: More Like I Hate This Game, Am I Right
Oh, great, another survival horror game! 🙄 As if we needed more jump scares and poorly optimized gameplay. Broken Mirror…
Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships
If you’d asked me about *Painkiller* a hot minute ago, I’d have been like, “Pain-what-now?” 🤷♂️ But then, Digital Foundry…
DualSense Gets Schizophrenic: Now Juggles PS5, PC, and Your Toaster
Oh boy, Sony has graced us with another earth-shattering, life-altering, paradigm-shifting PS5 update! 🙄 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because the DualSense…
Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls
Well, well, well, choombas. Looks like CD Projekt RED is back at it again with the 2.3 update for Cyberpunk…