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Zero-cost LEAN Six Sigma Yellow Belt so you can optimize your Zoom nap on 1/24/2026 8-4pm PST

Zero-cost LEAN Six Sigma Yellow Belt so you can optimize your Zoom nap on 1/24/2026 8-4pm PST

Get your Yellow Belt while dodging government firewalls! 🖥️ It’s a 1-day LEAN Six Sigma Zoom marathon for the military elite. 🎯

On Saturday JAN 24 2026, from 8:00 AM – 4:00 PM PST, you’ll master A3, VSM, Kaizen, and SPC online. 💼 Bring your red, blue, black, and green ink pens! 🖊️ Zoom link drops 24-48 hours prior. 📧 Certificates are awarded for surviving the assignments.

⚠️ Warning: Government computers will block this. Use a personal PC! 🚫 Call Kathy at (760) 798-0333 or email [email protected] if you get lost. 📞

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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