Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: PlayStation

GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy
Breaking, Games News, Movie News

GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Because what every gamer wants is more waiting, Rockstar Games has decided to give us a sneak peek at Grand…

Silver Pines revives Metroidvania magic in a genre gone live-service mad
Breaking, Games News

Silver Pines revives Metroidvania magic in a genre gone live-service mad

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

What’s this, a horror game that’s not a battle royale or a live-service title? How refreshing. I stumbled upon Silver…

TCL peddles pricey Quantum Dot TVs with questionable value upgrades
Breaking

TCL peddles pricey Quantum Dot TVs with questionable value upgrades

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

TCL is at it again, folks, pushing the boundaries of what we can expect from a budget-friendly TV. Their 2026…

Sony tunes out fan outcry on physical discs to push digital dreams
Breaking, Games News

Sony tunes out fan outcry on physical discs to push digital dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

It’s been a wild ride since Sony decided to pull the plug on physical PlayStation discs in 2028, and I’m…

Mortal Shell 2 throws open beta doors to eager guinea pigs everywhere now
Breaking, Games News

Mortal Shell 2 throws open beta doors to eager guinea pigs everywhere now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh joy, another open beta to sink our teeth into, because what’s a game without a healthy dose of testing…

Sony Proceeds with Ending PlayStation Discs Amid Gamer Backlash
Live

Sony Proceeds with Ending PlayStation Discs Amid Gamer Backlash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Sony has confirmed to investors that it will “cautiously” move forward with phasing out PlayStation discs, which will no longer…

Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions
Breaking, Games News

Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

It’s time to get excited, and also mildly skeptical, about the upcoming game Stupid Never Dies. I mean, who doesn’t…

Sony rescues remnants of your attention with Dying Light 2, other somewhat decent games
Breaking, Games News

Sony rescues remnants of your attention with Dying Light 2, other somewhat decent games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

PlayStation Plus is at it again, dumping a fresh batch of games into our laps like a benevolent gaming overlord,…

Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content
Breaking, Games News

Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh joy, another update to get us excited about the inevitable grind in Runescape: Dragonwilds. The developers at Jagex have…

Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties
Breaking, Games News

Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

In the world of gaming, where marketing buzzwords reign supreme and “free updates” are just a euphemism for “we’re trying…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 2 3 … 20 Next

Latest posts

  • Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina
  • Bret Michaels Scraps Tour Dates Amid Recovery from Recent Surgeries
  • Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
  • DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families
  • Bipartisan Magic Happens Kushner And Jeffries Talk Nice

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.