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Tag: Pokémon

Pokémon Presents: The Month We All Realized Pikachu Still Owns Our Wallets
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Pokémon Presents: The Month We All Realized Pikachu Still Owns Our Wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Oh boy, it’s Pokémon Day! And just like your grandma’s birthday party, it was packed with announcements—some exciting, some confusing,…

Blipbug Blunders Into Pokémon GO: Bug Out Bonanza, March Pass Mayhem Unleashed!
Calling All Bug Hunters: Pokémon GO’s Bug Out Event is Here!
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Blipbug Blunders Into Pokémon GO: Bug Out Bonanza, March Pass Mayhem Unleashed!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Time to swap your bug catchers for Poké Balls, Trainers. Pokémon GO announces the debut of Blipbug at the Bug…

Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
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Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…

Pokémon TCG Pocket Unleashes New Booster Pack And 4 In-Game Events Because Why Stop At Just One
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Pokémon TCG Pocket Unleashes New Booster Pack And 4 In-Game Events Because Why Stop At Just One

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh look, The Pokémon Company just dropped a bombshell: more cards! Yes, folks, the world collectively holds its breath as…

Mckenna Grace to Outshine Every Other Daphne in the Scooby-Doo Universe — Sorry, Not Sorry
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Mckenna Grace to Outshine Every Other Daphne in the Scooby-Doo Universe — Sorry, Not Sorry

FinnFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

After years of animated Scooby-Doo shows where the biggest mystery was whether Shaggy was high or just perpetually confused, Netflix…

Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?
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Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Holy dream-invading, batman! In a world where humans have apparently hit the snooze button on their imagination, we now have…

Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?
Capcom Spies on Successful RPGs, Shrugs, Says "We Can Do That Too"
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Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh, look! The geniuses behind Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection have discovered something revolutionary: modern RPGs exist and people…

Diablo 30th Anniversary Spotlight: Warlock Class Finally Arrives to Ruin Your Build—Again!
The Warlock Has Arrived: Diablo's 30th Birthday Bash Brings More Demons Than Your Ex's Group Chat
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Diablo 30th Anniversary Spotlight: Warlock Class Finally Arrives to Ruin Your Build—Again!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Well, well, well… Diablo just turned 30, and instead of buying it a nice bottle of whiskey, Blizzard decided to…

ANTHRAX Fans Can Finally Start Panicking: New Album Slated for May 2026, According to Frank Bello’s Watch
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ANTHRAX Fans Can Finally Start Panicking: New Album Slated for May 2026, According to Frank Bello’s Watch

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

ANTHRAX, the thrash metal veterans who probably have more riffs in their back pocket than some bands have Instagram followers,…

Bad Bunny’s 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show Set List + Guests: Because Apparently, We’re All Just Here for the Tacos Now
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Bad Bunny’s 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show Set List + Guests: Because Apparently, We’re All Just Here for the Tacos Now

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Bad Bunny Is Ready to Turn the Super Bowl Into a F*cking Fiesta—¿Hablas Español? Oh look, it’s that time again…

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