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Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?
Capcom Spies on Successful RPGs, Shrugs, Says "We Can Do That Too"
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Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh, look! The geniuses behind Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection have discovered something revolutionary: modern RPGs exist and people…

Diablo 30th Anniversary Spotlight: Warlock Class Finally Arrives to Ruin Your Build—Again!
The Warlock Has Arrived: Diablo's 30th Birthday Bash Brings More Demons Than Your Ex's Group Chat
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Diablo 30th Anniversary Spotlight: Warlock Class Finally Arrives to Ruin Your Build—Again!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Well, well, well… Diablo just turned 30, and instead of buying it a nice bottle of whiskey, Blizzard decided to…

ANTHRAX Fans Can Finally Start Panicking: New Album Slated for May 2026, According to Frank Bello’s Watch
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ANTHRAX Fans Can Finally Start Panicking: New Album Slated for May 2026, According to Frank Bello’s Watch

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

ANTHRAX, the thrash metal veterans who probably have more riffs in their back pocket than some bands have Instagram followers,…

Bad Bunny’s 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show Set List + Guests: Because Apparently, We’re All Just Here for the Tacos Now
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Bad Bunny’s 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show Set List + Guests: Because Apparently, We’re All Just Here for the Tacos Now

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Bad Bunny Is Ready to Turn the Super Bowl Into a F*cking Fiesta—¿Hablas Español? Oh look, it’s that time again…

Anya Taylor-Joy is Back, and This Time She’s Lucky… or Maybe You Are?
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Anya Taylor-Joy is Back, and This Time She’s Lucky… or Maybe You Are?

FinnFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Apple TV Just Dropped “Lucky,” and Anya Taylor-Joy Is Here to Steal Your Wallet and Your Heart Apple TV is…

Pokémon Throws a 30th Birthday Bash, Crashes Super Bowl Like a Mewtwo at a Magikarp Convention
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Pokémon Throws a 30th Birthday Bash, Crashes Super Bowl Like a Mewtwo at a Magikarp Convention

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Oh, look! Pikachu’s finally ready for his Super Bowl debut—better late than never, right? Pokémon is turning 30, and instead…

Avengers: Doomsday – Which D-List Cameo Will Disney+ Drag Out of Retirement This Time
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Avengers: Doomsday – Which D-List Cameo Will Disney+ Drag Out of Retirement This Time

FinnJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Hold onto your spandex, folks! The “Avengers: Doomsday” cast list has ballooned to 27✨✨✨✨names—roughly the population of a small moon…

The New York Game Awards 2026 Winners Have Been Revealed: Silicon Alley’s Finest Pretend We Care About Their Opinions!
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The New York Game Awards 2026 Winners Have Been Revealed: Silicon Alley’s Finest Pretend We Care About Their Opinions!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Hold onto your controllers and prepare your most smug takes, because the NYVGCC just finished their 15th annual ceremony where…

The Legend of Zelda’s Next LEGO Set, Because We All Needed to Rebuild Ganondorf’s Face One Stud at a Time
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The Legend of Zelda’s Next LEGO Set, Because We All Needed to Rebuild Ganondorf’s Face One Stud at a Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

It’s a-me, wallet annihilation! 🎮💸 Hold onto your Rupees, folks, because LEGO and Nintendo have officially teamed up to drain…

Nintendo Switch 2: Our 2026 Wishlist of Hopes, Dreams, and Mildly Unreasonable Demands
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Nintendo Switch 2: Our 2026 Wishlist of Hopes, Dreams, and Mildly Unreasonable Demands

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 11, 2026January 11, 2026

Behold, the Nintendo Switch 2 has been alive for a whole six months — a milestone so grand, we’re practically…

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