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Oh great, GOP guy loves Haitian immigrants now?
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Oh great, GOP guy loves Haitian immigrants now?

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Ohio Governor Mike DeWine’s recent comments on CNN, and I have to…

You won’t believe what Tapper just asked Mullin about Haiti
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You won’t believe what Tapper just asked Mullin about Haiti

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

So, I was sipping my coffee and reading CNN this morning, and I came across an article about Jake Tapper…

Can’t believe 14 Saudis just went down in a chopper crash
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Can’t believe 14 Saudis just went down in a chopper crash

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a helicopter crash in Saudi Arabia, where a chopper belonging to Saudi oil…

Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia
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Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying not to laugh at the latest from Georgia’s Senator Jon Ossoff. He’s going…

CNN says Biden just threw shade at Trump again
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CNN says Biden just threw shade at Trump again

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former President Joe Biden is at it again, rallying Maryland Democrats…

You Won’t Believe What Most Americans Want To Vote
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You Won’t Believe What Most Americans Want To Vote

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Representative Byron Donalds’ reaction to the SAVE America Act, and I have…

Sullivan By Another Name Makes Ballot What Are Odds
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Sullivan By Another Name Makes Ballot What Are Odds

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Alaska has ruled that a man with the…

Christianity gets super politicized now apparently
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Christianity gets super politicized now apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the United States is experiencing a bit of…

GOP goes full drama folks communists are coming
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GOP goes full drama folks communists are coming

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the Faith and Freedom conference, where President Trump decided…

Oh Great, Communism Is Coming For Us Apparently
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Oh Great, Communism Is Coming For Us Apparently

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about President Trump’s latest strategy, and I have to say, it’s…

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