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Trump Aide’s Old Tweets Reveal Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Loyalty
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Trump Aide’s Old Tweets Reveal Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Loyalty

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Natalie Harp, a key White House aide to President Donald Trump, and…

Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter
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Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Nancy Kassebaum Baker, the first woman elected to the US…

Iran Gets Schooled in Oil Politics by Unlikely Teachers Apparently
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Iran Gets Schooled in Oil Politics by Unlikely Teachers Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

The world of oil tankers is getting weirder by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

Trump Gives Graham Gentle Shove Towards Victory
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Trump Gives Graham Gentle Shove Towards Victory

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is heading to South Carolina to hold a…

Duffy’s America 250 Reality Show Pulls In Minuscule 2900 Viewers
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Duffy’s America 250 Reality Show Pulls In Minuscule 2900 Viewers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

The reality for a pair of former reality stars? So far, almost nobody is watching. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy’s new…

Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job
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Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the potential new White House press secretary, and let me tell you,…

Trump’s Census Report Gets Failing Grade From Experts
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Trump’s Census Report Gets Failing Grade From Experts

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new report from the Census Bureau claims that tens of…

Trump’s Brilliant Advice Ignored Again
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Trump’s Brilliant Advice Ignored Again

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

AG Todd Blanche somehow not involved in weird seashell threat thing
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AG Todd Blanche somehow not involved in weird seashell threat thing

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this wild story. Apparently, the Justice Department is saying…

Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae
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Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Sen. Jon Ossoff’s latest move. He invoked President Trump’s “travel with Natalie”…

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