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Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow
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Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Senator Lindsey Graham, who once told Donald Trump…

Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws
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Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The worst of America’s inflation resurgence may be over, but that…

Graham’s Departure Sparks Thrilling Game of Musical Chairs in Washington
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Graham’s Departure Sparks Thrilling Game of Musical Chairs in Washington

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

The death of Sen. Lindsey Graham and the long hospitalization of Sen. Mitch McConnell are reminders that time waits for…

Lindsey Graham’s Senate Career Ends Abruptly, Not a Moment Too Soon
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Lindsey Graham’s Senate Career Ends Abruptly, Not a Moment Too Soon

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just saw that US Sen. Lindsey Graham, a Republican…

Trump Tries Not To Mess Up DC Beautification Effort
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Trump Tries Not To Mess Up DC Beautification Effort

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Meridian Hill Park fountain in Washington, DC,…

Serial Provocateur Performs Morrissey at City Hall Meeting
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Serial Provocateur Performs Morrissey at City Hall Meeting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2026

A New Jersey township council was serenaded with Morrissey and Lizzo songs at a meeting this week. Unfortunately for those…

Michigan Dems Mad At Own Party Because Of Course They Are
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Michigan Dems Mad At Own Party Because Of Course They Are

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic establishment is getting a little…

Trump Tries To Delay Housing Bill But Oops It Passed Anyway
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Trump Tries To Delay Housing Bill But Oops It Passed Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

I’m reading this article about the 21st Century Road to Housing Act, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere
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Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world’s modern populists have discovered a common…

Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams
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Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked… not. Former Megadeth guitarist Jeff Young was…

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