Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
**Another day, another soccer mom triggered by… something. Probably the price of organic kale at Whole Foods. But no, wait!…
Chicago is bracing for a massive influx of freedom, courtesy of President Trump and the National Guard. Seems the Windy…
The Left Strikes Again in Iowa! CNN is screaming about a Democrat “flipping” a state senate seat in Iowa. Of…
During a groundbreaking 🤯 interview on “Whiplash”, the KLOS radio show hosted by the one and only Full Metal Jackie…
So, there’s this dude, Aaron Lewis, right? He’s like, the poster child for dudes who peak in high school and…
OMG, you guys! 🙄 Another film festival, another movie about… a mortician? Seriously? Abdolreza Kahani, bless his heart, decided to…
OMG! 🤣The geriatric crew of BIOHAZARD, those relics from the Stone Age of Nu-Metal, have finally dropped a music video…
Ah, Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired boy of the loony left, is at it again! Trying to gerrymander his way to…
OMG! 😱 DAVE MUSTAINE, the ginger overlord of MEGADETH, has graced us with his infinite wisdom (or maybe he just…
Oh, great, another update on Taylor Swift and her leftist propaganda tour! Now she’s spreading her woke nonsense on some…
