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Hollywood’s “Glamour”: More Like Glam-Ouch
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Hollywood’s “Glamour”: More Like Glam-Ouch

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**🎬OMG!📸 Hollywood Starlet Photoshoot with Costumes, Wigs, & Backdrops! ✨ Live your delusional star moment!** Tourists, besties, or movie buffs…

Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit
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Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Prepare yourselves, peasants! Pet Shop Boys, those relics of the 80s, have deigned to grace the stage at Lytham Festival…

2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**2KOLD PRESENTS: POP THE BALLOON OR GET CATFISHED: CHICAGO, IL. EDITION!** 🎈😂 Join the chaos at 358 E 47TH CHICAGO,IL.…

P.O.D. Butchered The Beatles’ “Don’t Let Me Down” In Latest Cover Attempt
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P.O.D. Butchered The Beatles’ “Don’t Let Me Down” In Latest Cover Attempt

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

P.O.D., those hard-rock/nu-metal dinosaurs from San Diego (yes, they’re STILL around 👵), have bravely decided to cover THE BEATLES’ classic…

Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For
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Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Drawing on what are generously being called “careers” in American rock, HOWL OWL HOWL is a brand-new band with the…

Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough
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Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

OMG 😱, fresh from their earth-shattering (and by “earth-shattering” we mean “mildly inconvenient to some”) comeback last year, everyone’s favorite…

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE Announces ‘The Black Parade 2026’ Tour (Because They Need the Money)
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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE Announces ‘The Black Parade 2026’ Tour (Because They Need the Money)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

So, like, apparently, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, those emo dinosaurs 🦖, are STILL trying to milk their “Long Live: The Black…

AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)
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AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Get ready to POP 🎈 BALLOONS or find LOVE 💘 at 1100 GATTIS SCHOOL RD. SUITE 200 AUSTIN,…

SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)
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SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG, SCAD AnimationFest is BACK! 🙄 Get ready for three whole days of… animation? I guess? September 25-27 in Atlanta,…

Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls
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Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG 😱! SHINEDOWN‘s 🎤 frontman, Brent Smith, graced Billboard‘s “Behind The Setlist” podcast with his profound wisdom. He talked about…

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