BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE Revives Ancient Relic ‘Hand Of Blood’ EP—Because Nostalgia Sells
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE is celebrating a milestone that makes most of us feel like we just graduated high school…
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Crimson Desert’s Open-World So Big, You’ll Forget Your Own Name While Traversing It
Pearl Abyss Drops Massive New Look at Crimson Desert, And It’s Basically Skyrim With Jetpacks Well, folks, Pearl Abyss just…
“CEOs Sip Champagne at ‘Melania’ Premiere While ICE Casually Mows Down Protesters Like Grass”
FAKE NEWS ALERT: CNN WHINES ABOUT PATRIOTIC CEOs BACKING TRUMP AS DEEP STATE TRIES TO CANCEL MELANIA’S DOCUMENTARY! Oh wow,…
Exclusive: Clawfinger Finally Releases New Album After 19 Years — Band Confirms ‘Yes, We Forgot We Were Musicians’
Oh sweet baby Ragnarök, the Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal geriatrics of CLAWFINGER have crawled out of their crypts to bless us with…
Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense
Oh look, another Tuesday, another corporate restructuring at Ubisoft that definitely isn’t a panic-induced fever dream! 🎢 It’s the time…
Life Is Strange: Reunion Uninstalls Your Trauma This March But Only The Pixelated Kind
Alright, strap in, Bae-over-Bay truthers and timeline-deniers, because Square Enix just hit the rewind button on our wallets and our…
Hi-Fi Rush physical release lets you pre-order the game you were told you couldn’t own
🚨Attention all rhythm game enthusiasts and collectors who still own DVD players in the year of our Lord 2026! 🚨…