Night City 2045 is Totally Not Jealous of Cyberpunk 2077’s Success and Definitely Doesn’t Need to One Up Them
Get ready for another exciting installment in the Cyberpunk 2077 universe, because CD Projekt Red is back with a brand…
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Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: New Xbox Controller and Game Pass April 2026 Lineup Revealed Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Before the ID@Xbox Showcase
Microsoft just dropped a ton of Xbox announcements, and we’re talking new Forza Horizon 6 peripherals, the latest Game Pass…
BRING ME THE HORIZON Finally Decides to Ruin Their Own Classic Album with a Cringeworthy 20th Anniversary ReRecording of ‘Count Your Blessings’ Because Nostalgia is a Cash Grab
Get ready for the most epic re-recording of the century, folks! 🤣 British rockers BRING ME THE HORIZON are releasing…
Oh Joy The Devil’s Backbone is Being Re released for the Millionth Time in 4K UHD Because You Clearly Didn’t Already Own 12 Copies of This Movie
The most epic news ever – Guillermo del Toro’s THE DEVIL’S BACKBONE is getting a 4K restoration and we can’t…
Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams Reissued Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies the First Time Around and Now You Need to Spend More Money on the Same Songs You Already Know by Heart for the 30th Time
Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams is being reissued for its 30th anniversary, because who doesn’t love a good throwback 🎉? The…
Marvel Fans Can Now Drop $16,000 on a Shiny Infinity Gauntlet Replica Because Why Not?
Congratulations! You’re One Step Closer to Universal Domination (for Just $16,129.99) What, you thought the power to control the universe…
Hellraiser: Revival Trailer Makes Valentine’s Day a Bloody Mess of Devotion and Torment
Well, folks, if you were looking for a love story to warm your heart this Valentine’s Day, you’re in luck!…
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE Revives Ancient Relic ‘Hand Of Blood’ EP—Because Nostalgia Sells
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE is celebrating a milestone that makes most of us feel like we just graduated high school…
Crimson Desert’s Open-World So Big, You’ll Forget Your Own Name While Traversing It
Pearl Abyss Drops Massive New Look at Crimson Desert, And It’s Basically Skyrim With Jetpacks Well, folks, Pearl Abyss just…
“CEOs Sip Champagne at ‘Melania’ Premiere While ICE Casually Mows Down Protesters Like Grass”
FAKE NEWS ALERT: CNN WHINES ABOUT PATRIOTIC CEOs BACKING TRUMP AS DEEP STATE TRIES TO CANCEL MELANIA’S DOCUMENTARY! Oh wow,…