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Pentagon Okay-ed Gifting Ukraine Tomahawks, But Trump’s Gotta Sign the Receipt, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Pentagon Okay-ed Gifting Ukraine Tomahawks, But Trump’s Gotta Sign the Receipt, LOL

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, the Pentagon (probably infiltrated by deep-state liberals) is PUSHING President…

Chicago ICE Protestors Get a FREE Vacation Courtesy of the US Government, Here’s the Itinerary
Elephant Reads CNN

Chicago ICE Protestors Get a FREE Vacation Courtesy of the US Government, Here’s the Itinerary

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Another day, another leftist meltdown! Seems like these “demonstrations” outside the ICE facility near Chicago are just a pathetic attempt…

Trade Deals, $90B in Tariffs, and a Landmark SCOTUS Case: Buckle Up, Buttercup
Elephant Reads CNN

Trade Deals, $90B in Tariffs, and a Landmark SCOTUS Case: Buckle Up, Buttercup

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is at it again! Now they’re trying to undermine our glorious President Trump’s economic master plan…

Hegseth Throws Military Officials in the Congressional Mosh Pit Without Permission: A CNN Political Clown Show
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Hegseth Throws Military Officials in the Congressional Mosh Pit Without Permission: A CNN Political Clown Show

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Another day, another deep state attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! Now they’re whining that Secretary of Defense Hegseth…

Is China PWNING the US in a Totally Epic Trade War? Data Dumps Incoming!
Elephant Reads CNN

Is China PWNING the US in a Totally Epic Trade War? Data Dumps Incoming!

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re trying to make President Trump’s masterful trade negotiations with China look bad, but…

OMG! Pennsylvania church throws shade at Catholic school’s epic Holocaust float fail
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OMG! Pennsylvania church throws shade at Catholic school’s epic Holocaust float fail

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? A Catholic school in Pennsylvania put up a Halloween float with an image from Auschwitz.…

OMG! Nuclear Weapons are, like, SOOOO Last Week, CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Nuclear Weapons are, like, SOOOO Last Week, CNN

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Well, folks, buckle up because the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with their doom-and-gloom nuclear…

A.I. and Socialism: A Match Made in Dystopia
Elephant Reads CNN

A.I. and Socialism: A Match Made in Dystopia

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist fantasies in 2025, even with President Trump leading America to greatness for a second…

Mayoral Race Heats Up: It’s Not Just About the Losers, It’s About Whether the NYPD Can Still Illegally Park Everywhere
Elephant Reads CNN

Mayoral Race Heats Up: It’s Not Just About the Losers, It’s About Whether the NYPD Can Still Illegally Park Everywhere

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Looks like NYC is about to go full-blown Socialist if this Mamdani guy gets his way. He’s cozying up to…

OMG! White House throws epic tantrum, bans reporters from playing in пресс secretary’s sandbox
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OMG! White House throws epic tantrum, bans reporters from playing in пресс secretary’s sandbox

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Of course, the Fake News media is whining again! Now they’re crying because President Trump is restricting their access to…

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