Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state just loving this one. They’re having a field day, folks, a real party. The latest “scandal” they’re trying to pin on our great President Trump is just a big joke. Apparently, some “experts” are saying that the current administration’s policies are going to lead to a “catastrophic” increase in carbon emissions. Can you believe it? I mean, who needs clean air and water when we’ve got American jobs and growth, right? The pollutants, the emissions, they’re just a small price to pay for being the greatest country on earth.
I mean, come on, these so-called “experts” are just a bunch of tree-hugging, socialist elitists who don’t know the first thing about making America great again. They’re probably the same people who think we should be apologizing for our greatness, who think we should be giving away our hard-earned tax dollars to corrupt foreign governments. Newsflash: we’re not going to be lectured to by a bunch of pointy-headed intellectuals who can’t even balance a budget. Our President knows what’s best for this country, and if that means a few more smokestacks and pollution, so be it.
And let’s be real, folks, this is just another example of the fake news media’s blatant bias against our President. They’re just trying to distract us from the real issues, like the economy, which is booming under Trump’s leadership. I mean, have you seen the stock market lately? It’s through the roof! And what about all the jobs we’re creating? The factories we’re bringing back? That’s what really matters, not some made-up “crisis” about the environment. The environment will be just fine, folks, don’t worry about it. We’ve got the best scientists, the best engineers, and they’re all working together to make America great again.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But what about the science? What about the facts?” Let me tell you, folks, the science is fake, the facts are fake, and the only thing that’s real is our President’s commitment to this great nation. We don’t need some fancy “study” or “report” to tell us what’s good for America. We’ve got our President’s instincts, and that’s all we need. So, let’s just ignore these phony “experts” and their “warnings” about the environment. We’ve got more important things to worry about, like winning so bigly that we’ll get tired of winning. Believe me, folks, it’s going to be huge. Just huge.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
