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HOW THE BIGGEST OIL DISRUPTION IN HISTORY IS RAISING GAS PRICES IN THE U.S.
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HOW THE BIGGEST OIL DISRUPTION IN HISTORY IS RAISING GAS PRICES IN THE U.S.

Big ElephantMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Breaking: President Trump’s Masterful Energy Policies Fueled by War with Iran—Gas Prices Soar to New Heights! In a stunning display…

The Trump Admin’s Dilemma: Go Broke or Go Broke Under Water?
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The Trump Admin’s Dilemma: Go Broke or Go Broke Under Water?

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Holy Smokes! The Strait of Hormuz Crisis Is Way Worse Than You Think! Holy smokes, folks! You won’t believe what’s…

‘These were ISIS-inspired actions’: 2 dudes charged after IEDs are tossed near Mayor Mamdani’s crib
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‘These were ISIS-inspired actions’: 2 dudes charged after IEDs are tossed near Mayor Mamdani’s crib

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Just Another Day in Democrat Utopia: NYC Under Siege by “ISIS-Inspired” Clowns Oh look, it’s just another peaceful protest in…

Trump Claims Middle East ‘Win’ While Avoiding Tough Question Like a Pro
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Trump Claims Middle East ‘Win’ While Avoiding Tough Question Like a Pro

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Hold on to your MAGA hats, folks! Donald Trump, the greatest negotiator since Moses parted the Red Sea, just brokered…

Trump’s New Fundraising Email: Features Soldiers’ Dignified Transfer Photo, Promises ‘Private National Security Briefings’ for VIPs
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Trump’s New Fundraising Email: Features Soldiers’ Dignified Transfer Photo, Promises ‘Private National Security Briefings’ for VIPs

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Patriots, Rejoice! Trump’s ‘National Security Briefings’ Offer the Truth Democrats Want to Hide! President Donald J. Trump, the Commander-in-Chief who…

Bill Maher to receive Mark Twain Prize at Kennedy Center after White House denied reports
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Bill Maher to receive Mark Twain Prize at Kennedy Center after White House denied reports

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

TV host Bill Maher will receive the prestigious Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, the Kennedy Center announced on Thursday…

Big Tech Whiners Celebrate Their Big Tobacco Moment While Kids Still Get Screwed on Social Media
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Big Tech Whiners Celebrate Their Big Tobacco Moment While Kids Still Get Screwed on Social Media

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Big Tech’s Latest Defeat: Liberal Judges Finally Target Zuckerberg’s Empire Well, well, well, folks—look what happens when woke activists and…

Obstacles to Ending War Come into Focus as US and Iran Argue Like Toddlers Over Toys | CNN Politics
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Obstacles to Ending War Come into Focus as US and Iran Argue Like Toddlers Over Toys | CNN Politics

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Holy Heck, Trump’s Slamming Iran Like a Boss! Just a month ago, some pencil-pushers in Geneva met with Iran, and…

GOP lawmakers vent frustration over Trump admin’s Iran war info drought — because who needs transparency when you’ve got chaos?
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GOP lawmakers vent frustration over Trump admin’s Iran war info drought — because who needs transparency when you’ve got chaos?

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Trump’s America Unbowed: House RINOs Whine as Iranian Regimes Shake in Their Sandals So let me get this straight –…

Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Sales When You’ve Got a Paperweight?
Well, Well, Well… Looks Like the Switch 2 Is Flopping Harder Than a Magikarp Out of Water ⚽
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Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Sales When You’ve Got a Paperweight?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh boy, Nintendo, what happened? The Switch 2 was supposed to be the shiny new toy that would make us…

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