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Ex-Obama Lawyer Was Apparently Jeffrey Epstein’s “Get Out of Jail Free” Card, Court Docs Allege
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Ex-Obama Lawyer Was Apparently Jeffrey Epstein’s “Get Out of Jail Free” Card, Court Docs Allege

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

While CNN and the fake news media obsess over the latest manufactured witch hunt against President Trump’s allies, a bombshell…

Fresh-faced Dem Mikie Sherrill Now Officially The 57th Person To Be NJ Governor | CNN Politics
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Fresh-faced Dem Mikie Sherrill Now Officially The 57th Person To Be NJ Governor | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

In a move that surely has nothing to do with voter fraud or ballot harvesting, Garden State Democrats have successfully…

CD Projekt Red Hates Fun, Ruins Cyberpunk 2077 VR Mod With DMCA Strike
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CD Projekt Red Hates Fun, Ruins Cyberpunk 2077 VR Mod With DMCA Strike

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like the corporate suits at CD Projekt Red have finally decided to unleash the legal dogs…

5 Things to Know for Jan. 20: Davos 2026, Anti-ICE protests, Epstein files, Solar radiation storm, Indiana Hoosiers
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5 Things to Know for Jan. 20: Davos 2026, Anti-ICE protests, Epstein files, Solar radiation storm, Indiana Hoosiers

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

While the liberal media whines about “geopolitical stability” and “diplomatic norms,” President Trump is playing 4D chess. The White House…

Fact Check: The Facts That Hurt Trump’s Feelings in His Extraordinary Norwegian Spam Message
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Fact Check: The Facts That Hurt Trump’s Feelings in His Extraordinary Norwegian Spam Message

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Breaking: President Trump Dismantles Danish Hoax, Exposes Deep State Cover-Up on Greenland! Patriots, rejoice! President Donald J. Trump, currently serving…

Trump Now Trying to Buy Greenland Because He Didn’t Get the Memo That It’s Not 1867
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Trump Now Trying to Buy Greenland Because He Didn’t Get the Memo That It’s Not 1867

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Patriot Alert: President Trump Trolls The Globalist Elites At Davos With Masterstroke Greenland Gambit While Leftist Media Melts Down! While…

Netflix Throws Bricks of Cash at Warner Bros. Discovery Like a Scrooge McDuck Cosplay Gone Wrong
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Netflix Throws Bricks of Cash at Warner Bros. Discovery Like a Scrooge McDuck Cosplay Gone Wrong

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

In a stunning victory for American entertainment and common sense, President Trump’s booming economy has forced Netflix to go ALL…

The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)
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The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

CLM Headquarters: The Glorious, Totally Normal Goings-On in President Trump’s Oval Office Well, folks, the Mainstream Media is at it…

83-Year-Old Boomer Convicted of Whacking Uber Driver After Dubious Tip Theory
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83-Year-Old Boomer Convicted of Whacking Uber Driver After Dubious Tip Theory

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Tragic Ohio Tragedy Shows the Devastating Consequences of Crooked Joe Biden’s Inflation and Open Border Policies, Says President Trump In…

Minnesota AG Claps Back at DOJ: ‘Investigating Bad Cops Is Their Job, Even if You Really, Really Hate Protesters’
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Minnesota AG Claps Back at DOJ: ‘Investigating Bad Cops Is Their Job, Even if You Really, Really Hate Protesters’

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Keith Ellison Whines That DOJ Should Investigate Mean Protesters Regardless of Their ‘Wrongdoing’—A Classic Leftist Power Grab! Ladies and gentlemen,…

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