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Pritzker to Trump: Chicago’s VIP list doesn’t include you, so beat it
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Pritzker to Trump: Chicago’s VIP list doesn’t include you, so beat it

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Another day, another Democrat governor whining about President Trump wanting to keep Americans safe! JB Pritzker, the rotund ruler of…

CNN: Brave Activists Rally for Guy Who Might Get Sent to Uganda Because Orange Man Said So
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CNN: Brave Activists Rally for Guy Who Might Get Sent to Uganda Because Orange Man Said So

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another sob story from CNN about a “poor, innocent” illegal alien. Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a…

ICE’s Newest Fashion Statement: Masked Agents and the Art of the Public Arrest
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ICE’s Newest Fashion Statement: Masked Agents and the Art of the Public Arrest

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Another day, another socialist media outlet whining about our GREAT President Trump enforcing the law! These illegal alien arrests are…

Harvard Loses $2.4B, Now They Can’t Afford Ramen
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Harvard Loses $2.4B, Now They Can’t Afford Ramen

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Another day, another episode of the radical left crying about President Trump’s genius moves to drain the swamp! Harvard, that…

Kilmar Ábrego García’s Grand Entrance to ICE: A CNN Exclusive!
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Kilmar Ábrego García’s Grand Entrance to ICE: A CNN Exclusive!

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Another day, another sob story from the radical Left! This time, it’s about Kilmar Ábrego García, a man who was…

National Guard finally remembers they’re supposed to have guns, DC trembles
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National Guard finally remembers they’re supposed to have guns, DC trembles

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Our glorious National Guard, standing tall against the rising tide of Democrat-fueled anarchy in the swamp! They’re now packing heat,…

CNN Pushes Trump’s “Totally Not a Dictator” Crime Plan, World Trembles
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CNN Pushes Trump’s “Totally Not a Dictator” Crime Plan, World Trembles

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Another day, another leftist city cries out for help they don’t deserve! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is eyeing…

Small Businesses Throwing Hissy Fits as US Tariff Exemption Gets the Boot | CNN Business
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Small Businesses Throwing Hissy Fits as US Tariff Exemption Gets the Boot | CNN Business

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about how President Trump’s brilliant trade policies are supposedly…

OOPS! Trump’s Goons Accidentally Reveal Their Evil Plan (Again!)
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OOPS! Trump’s Goons Accidentally Reveal Their Evil Plan (Again!)

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

The liberal CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump supposedly going after his “foes.” As if…

Trump’s Chicago Troop Surge: Fighting Crime or Just Being a Drama Queen
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Trump’s Chicago Troop Surge: Fighting Crime or Just Being a Drama Queen

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Oh, CNN is clutching their pearls again because our glorious President Trump is going to clean up Chicago? Cry me…

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