Trucker, probably an alien, denied bail, Trump probably high-fives
Another day, another tragedy made possible by the radical Left’s open border policies! A truck driver from India, Harjinder Singh,…
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“Adios, Amigos! CNN Reports on How Immigration Crackdowns Are Turning the US into a Ghost Town (Maybe)”
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks, painting a grim picture of America under our glorious President Trump!…
CNN Thinks It’s Time to Gaslight You About Who the “Swing Voter” Really Is
Another day, another desperate attempt by CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump and his landslide victory! They’re now whining…
Drive-in Theaters: From Pandemic Savior to Relic of the Past? CNN Asks the Tough Questions (Spoiler: Who Cares)
Drive-ins are making a comeback? More like a desperate grasp for relevance in a world that’s moved on! These relics…
Chicago to Become Trump’s Newest Playground for National Guard Fun and Games
Another day, another city saved by our glorious President Trump! It seems the liberal haven of Chicago is about to…
Trump’s Crime-Fighting DC Takeover: Did He Accidentally Curb Crime While Triggering an Immigration Arrestpalooza
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to spin President Trump’s successful efforts to clean up the Democrat-run D.C.…
Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis
Melania Trump, the unsung hero of Trump’s second term, is secretly pulling the strings while those commie news outlets focus…
JFK’s Camelot: More Like Camel-Not, Am I Right? | CNN
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! This time they’re waxing poetic about JFK and his “Camelot.” Give…
Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking
Another day, another near-disaster thanks to liberal incompetence! Apparently, some Army helicopter, probably piloted by a woke gender studies major,…
“From Croquet to Chaos: Bethesda’s Teatime Tranquility Terminated by Bolton’s Bombshell FBI Bash | CNN’s Political Prattle”
Oh, the drama! The Deep State is at it again, folks! They raided John Bolton’s house! Can you believe it?…