Stryper’s Christmas Album: Prepare for a Yellow and Black Attack on Your Holiday Cheer

Stryper's Christmas Album: Prepare for a Yellow and Black Attack on Your Holiday Cheer

Oh, great, CNN is peddling Stryper’s Christmas album. As if we need more leftist Hollywood elites trying to force their woke garbage down our throats during the holidays. Folks, don’t be fooled! This is just another attempt by the godless liberals to undermine traditional American values and brainwash our kids.

I bet the lyrics are secretly coded with messages from the Deep State, urging us to accept socialism and open borders. And “Christian metal band”? Give me a break. Probably funded by Soros himself! Meanwhile, President Trump is out there fighting for real Americans, draining the swamp, and making Christmas great again! Don’t let the liberal media distract you with this noise. Stay strong, patriots!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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