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“No Blue, No Green: So You’re Saying We’re Screwed, Sylvia?”
Elephant Reads CNN

“No Blue, No Green: So You’re Saying We’re Screwed, Sylvia?”

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, boy, another deep-sea leftist pushing the climate hoax! “Dr.” Sylvia Earle, a Rolex-sponsored eco-shriek, tells CNN about how lucky…

Dow Plummets Like Your GPA and Tech Stocks Do the Limbo | CNN Business
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Dow Plummets Like Your GPA and Tech Stocks Do the Limbo | CNN Business

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Another day, another socialist scare tactic! The liberal media is panicking because the stock market had a slight hiccup. They’re…

Senate Morons Inch Closer to Not Screwing Up (Maybe) | CNN Politics
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Senate Morons Inch Closer to Not Screwing Up (Maybe) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

**The Swamp Drains Slowly: Senate Still Stuck in Shutdown Shenanigans!** **It seems our esteemed Senate leaders are still “negotiating” –…

Breaking: Career Politician Finally Calls It Quits After Only 40 Years
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Breaking: Career Politician Finally Calls It Quits After Only 40 Years

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Nancy Pelosi, the Queen of the Swamp, Announces Retirement – or Is It? **After nearly four decades of wreaking havoc…

Trump’s “No Strike” Promise: Venezuela Gets a Temporary Reprieve (Maybe)
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Trump’s “No Strike” Promise: Venezuela Gets a Temporary Reprieve (Maybe)

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Folks, it looks like even with President Trump at the helm for his *second* term, the Deep State is still…

US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)
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US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the potential flight delays.…

FAA to Literally Ground Your Vacation if Congress Keeps Playing Chicken
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FAA to Literally Ground Your Vacation if Congress Keeps Playing Chicken

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

CNN, or as I like to call them, the Communist News Network, is at it again with their “Global Perspectives”…

Trump’s Economic “Achievements”: Yawn, Let’s Talk About Me Instead
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Trump’s Economic “Achievements”: Yawn, Let’s Talk About Me Instead

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Miami—Well, folks, looks like even after a landslide victory in 2024, the liberal media is still trying to spin everything…

PA Gov Has a Meltdown Over Maybe-Possibly-Probably Not Happening Flight Cuts, OMG
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PA Gov Has a Meltdown Over Maybe-Possibly-Probably Not Happening Flight Cuts, OMG

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, great, another lib lecturing men on how to be men. As if CNN, the Ministry of Truth for the…

CNN Politics Dares to Discuss People You Either Love or Despise on Election Night, Buckle Up
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CNN Politics Dares to Discuss People You Either Love or Despise on Election Night, Buckle Up

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media—CNN, no less—to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re trotting out the…

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