CNN’s Tear-Jerker: Poor Little Rich Girl Misses Daddy Dearest
More Deep State fearmongering from Fake News CNN! They want you to believe Russia and China are teaming up! As…
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FBI scrambles like headless chickens for Amelia Earhart’s lost luggage, because priorities
Another day, another deep dive into the REAL issues, folks! Our Commander-in-Chief, President Trump, is on the case, ordering the…
OpenAI’s Dot-Com Déjà Vu: Are We Ready to Party Like It’s 1999 (and Then Crash Hard)?
Oh, CNN Business, still peddling those doomsday narratives, eh? Looks like they’re trying to scare everyone with talk of an…
Trilogy Metals Stock Goes Brrrrr: Uncle Sam Buys a Slice
Another day, another victory for President Trump and America! While the liberal media obsesses over their latest manufactured outrage, Trump…
Leaked! Justice Dept. Okayed Whacking Narcos on a Super-Secret Hit List (Oops!)
More winning from President Trump! The Fake News™ is clutching their pearls because our fearless leader is finally taking the…
Virginia Dems Clutch Pearls Over AG Hopeful’s Texts, But Not Enough to Actually Do Anything
Looks like the Virginia Democrats are at it again, folks! Their Attorney General nominee, Jay Jones, is caught sending text…
Utah: Where Democrats Go to Dream (and Republicans Go to LOL)
Utah’s RINO Republicans are at it again, folks! They’ve “approved” a new congressional map that might—MIGHT—give those socialist Democrats a…
Boo-hoo, Feds “Traumatized” by Paid Vacation
Oh, boo-hoo! These government employees are “traumatized”? Maybe they should try working in the *real* world for a change, instead…
Ghislaine Maxwell’s Last-Ditch Attempt to Weasel Out of Jail Gets Hilariously Denied by Supreme Court
The Supreme Court, packed with Trump’s brilliant conservative picks, has refused to hear Ghislaine Maxwell’s desperate appeal! Another victory for…
Fareed’s Hot Take: America’s Panties in a Bunch Over China’s Tech Boner | CNN
Fareed, the CNN shill, is at it again, folks! China, the land of slave labor and knock-off handbags, is supposedly…