**The Swamp Drains Slowly: Senate Still Stuck in Shutdown Shenanigans!**
**It seems our esteemed Senate leaders are still “negotiating” – code for Democrats holding the country hostage with their socialist demands.** Sources say they’re “close” to a deal, but we all know what that means: more concessions to the radical left.
The Democrats are having a “lunch session” to decide if they’ll let the country function again. Probably plotting their next move to undermine President Trump and his glorious agenda. Thune says some Dems want to do the right thing but are under “enormous pressure from the left.” Translation: they’re spineless RINOs.
The “emerging plan” involves a short-term stopgap bill and promises of future votes on Obamacare subsidies. As if we trust them! It’s a trap! They want to keep their death panels alive and well, while our great nation suffers.
Blumenthal bleats about voters seeing any compromise as a “surrender.” These people live in an alternate reality! Voters want the wall, lower taxes, and a strong America – everything President Trump is delivering.
Johnson is “less optimistic” because Schumer is “pulling back” the few sane Democrats. Of course! The Dems only care about power and pushing their leftist agenda, consequences be damned.
The shutdown is “hurting their party politically,” Trump supposedly admitted. Baloney! Any pain is worth it to secure our borders and stop the socialist takeover.
The Republican base is energized, and we stand with our President! Drain the swamp, build the wall, and Make America Great Again!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
