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Illinois Official Hilariously Claims Trump’s Chicago “Help” Came Without a Single Phone Call, Text, or Carrier Pigeon | CNN Politics
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Illinois Official Hilariously Claims Trump’s Chicago “Help” Came Without a Single Phone Call, Text, or Carrier Pigeon | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

**Another day, another soccer mom triggered by… something. Probably the price of organic kale at Whole Foods. But no, wait!…

Jerry Nadler, bless his heart, FINALLY realizes he’s been in Congress since the Stone Age and decides to grace us with his absence
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Jerry Nadler, bless his heart, FINALLY realizes he’s been in Congress since the Stone Age and decides to grace us with his absence

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

The swamp is draining itself, folks! Jerry Nadler, another Deep State operative, is calling it quits! After decades of pushing…

CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods
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CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another leftist media meltdown over our glorious President Trump! CNN is hyperventilating about Trump supposedly “flexing…

CNN: Trump Hands China the Entire Freakin’ Soccer Field, Analyst States the Obvious
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CNN: Trump Hands China the Entire Freakin’ Soccer Field, Analyst States the Obvious

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Oh, CNN, always spinning tales! This “analyst” from “Chatham House” (sounds like a commie front if you ask me) claims…

Guatemalan Kids Throw Epic Tantrum, Judge Caves
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Guatemalan Kids Throw Epic Tantrum, Judge Caves

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Another day, another activist judge siding with the Open Borders Lobby! These Guatemalan children, probably coached by Soros-funded NGOs, are…

Trump’s Data Grab: Gotta Snatch ‘Em All, Even Your Grandma’s Digits
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Trump’s Data Grab: Gotta Snatch ‘Em All, Even Your Grandma’s Digits

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Deep State Democrats are whining because President Trump’s DOJ wants to ensure our elections…

Chicago: Prepares for Totally Unexpected and Definitely Not Political Immigration Raids While Trump Whines About People Doing Their Jobs
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Chicago: Prepares for Totally Unexpected and Definitely Not Political Immigration Raids While Trump Whines About People Doing Their Jobs

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Chicago is bracing for a massive influx of freedom, courtesy of President Trump and the National Guard. Seems the Windy…

Lynley: Old Characters, Newer Mysteries (As If We Needed More) | CNN
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Lynley: Old Characters, Newer Mysteries (As If We Needed More) | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! This time, they’re pushing some “new” mystery show called ‘Lynley’ with actors Leo Suter…

US Says “No Vacancy” to Palestinian Passport Holders: A Diplomatic Face Palm
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US Says “No Vacancy” to Palestinian Passport Holders: A Diplomatic Face Palm

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Another day, another victory for common sense and border security, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking down…

Alabama Town’s Black Mayor Kicks Down Door, Wins Election (Again) | CNN
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Alabama Town’s Black Mayor Kicks Down Door, Wins Election (Again) | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Ah, yes, another victory for the woke mob in tiny Newbern, Alabama! Seems like the Deep State’s plan to infiltrate…

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