**Another day, another soccer mom triggered by… something. Probably the price of organic kale at Whole Foods. But no, wait! She’s sending her precious snowflakes to school with BULLETPROOF shields?!**
Is this America or some socialist hellhole where the woke mob has taken over? Oh, wait… it’s just another leftist overreaction fueled by CNN fear-mongering. I bet she also voted for Biden… twice! Meanwhile, under President Trump’s glorious leadership, crime is down, the economy is booming, and our kids are safer than ever. But go ahead, lib, cower in fear. We’ll be over here, MAGA-ing!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
