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Trump Finds Someone Willing To Leave On Their Own Terms
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Trump Finds Someone Willing To Leave On Their Own Terms

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, folks. It seems like White House…

Trump Now Charging For Truth Because Free Speech Is Overrated
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Trump Now Charging For Truth Because Free Speech Is Overrated

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal lawsuit has been filed against President Donald Trump, claiming…

Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
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Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…

Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
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Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…

Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently
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Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Burger King’s latest sales numbers, and I have to say, it’s a…

Oil Flowing Normally Again Except When It’s Not
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Oil Flowing Normally Again Except When It’s Not

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Energy Secretary Chris Wright’s latest claim that oil exports from the Middle…

Feds Decide Who Gets Healthcare Now Apparently
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Feds Decide Who Gets Healthcare Now Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. They’ve…

Trump Keeps Options Open For 2026 Election Power Grab
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Trump Keeps Options Open For 2026 Election Power Grab

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time he’s…

Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane
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Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump secretly switched planes before departing Turkey last month…

Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go
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Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the release of American Robert Gilman from Russian detention, and I have…

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