Trump Team Begs for More Defense Cash Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon is in a bit of a pickle, and they’re…
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Trump’s Iran Plan Apparently Involves Making Things Worse Quickly
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the situation with Iran is getting more complicated…
Vice President Delighted by Usha Vance’s New Baby PR Opportunity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Vice President JD Vance just announced that his wife, Usha…
Trump Still Somehow Relevant Four Years Later Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the 2026 election, and I have to say, it’s a…
Jonathan Cain Calls Out Bruce Springsteen As Cranky Old Guy Who Wont Stop Yapping About Politics
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some piping hot takes from Jonathan Cain, the keyboardist of Journey? 🙄 Because…
Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about ice cream prices, because, priorities. Apparently, ice cream prices are cooling off ahead…
Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Maine Senate race, and I’ve got to…
Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still considering arresting Israeli…
Ralph Norman Seeks to Fill Lindsey Graham’s Oversized Ego Void
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just can’t help but think that the political landscape…
Trump golfs on, because who needs oversight anyway
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is at it again, pushing…