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USAID Accidentally Funds Hamas 2.0 with $30M Just Days After Raising “Critical Concerns” (Oops!)
Elephant Reads CNN

USAID Accidentally Funds Hamas 2.0 with $30M Just Days After Raising “Critical Concerns” (Oops!)

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Typical CNN, twisting the truth to make President Trump look bad! They’re clutching at straws, folks! It’s always the same…

Another Genius Idea: Jon M. Chu’s Gonna Wreck ‘Hot Wheels’ in Live-Action
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Another Genius Idea: Jon M. Chu’s Gonna Wreck ‘Hot Wheels’ in Live-Action

FinnJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, great. Another cinematic masterpiece in the making. 🙄 Jon M. Chu, the visionary behind such groundbreaking films as… *checks…

Newsom’s South Carolina Shenanigans: Is He Running for President or Just Really Likes Grits
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Newsom’s South Carolina Shenanigans: Is He Running for President or Just Really Likes Grits

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired liberal from the once-great state of California, is gallivanting around South Carolina, pretending he’s got a…

‘Doc’ Antle Gets a Year-Long Spa Day (In Prison) for Animal Shenanigans, Because Apparently Tigers Don’t Like Being Luggage | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

‘Doc’ Antle Gets a Year-Long Spa Day (In Prison) for Animal Shenanigans, Because Apparently Tigers Don’t Like Being Luggage | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Another day, another so-called “star” from that godforsaken “Tiger King” show getting what they deserve. Bhagavan “Doc” Antle, probably a…

Israeli Journo Throws Epic Tantrum: “War’s Taking Too Long, I Want My Latte Now” | CNN
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Israeli Journo Throws Epic Tantrum: “War’s Taking Too Long, I Want My Latte Now” | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is at it again, pushing their anti-Israel agenda! “Less patience for this war,” says some leftist journalist…

OMG! Witkoff Predicts Gaza Ceasefire by Next Week, While Trump and Bibi Plan World Domination
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OMG! Witkoff Predicts Gaza Ceasefire by Next Week, While Trump and Bibi Plan World Domination

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine President Trump’s brilliant foreign policy! Steve Witkoff, a true…

Equifax Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Biden Says “Boo”
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Equifax Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Biden Says “Boo”

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s at it again, folks! Now they’re messing with our mortgages! This “VantageScore” nonsense is just another…

Trump’s Wall Street Meltdown: Is This The End or Just a Really Bad Hair Day
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Wall Street Meltdown: Is This The End or Just a Really Bad Hair Day

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Of course, CNN is trying to make President Trump look like some kind of unstable madman threatening a trade war.…

Inflation is Tame, Markets are High, But Orange Man Bad Because Tariffs
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Inflation is Tame, Markets are High, But Orange Man Bad Because Tariffs

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s booming economy. “US stocks have rocketed…

From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica
Elephant Reads CNN

From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN, folks! This time, it’s about Jermaine Thomas, a “poor” fella deported to Jamaica.…

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