Another day, another desperate Democrat scheme foiled by the brilliance of President Trump! This time, it’s Texas AG Ken Paxton, a true patriot, making the lib heads explode just by breathing the same air as our glorious leader.
Paxton dared to venture onto Trump’s own sacred Scottish golf course—Trump Turnberry—and the fake news is all over it! CNN is spewing lies about a private chat. They say Paxton is seeking Trump’s endorsement to crush the RINO John Cornyn. Of course, the leftist media is painting Paxton as some kind of Trump-obsessed stalker. The truth? Paxton knows where real power lies, and it ain’t with the swamp creatures in D.C.
Cornyn, bless his heart, calls Paxton’s Senate run a “con man’s vanity project.” Project? Maybe. Vanity? Never! It’s about draining the swamp, Texas-style!
Trump remains neutral, which means he’s playing 4D chess while these clowns play checkers. He’ll endorse whoever can beat the Democrats because winning is all that matters.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
