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Idaho Killer Finally Agrees to a Plea Deal So He Doesn’t Have to Face the Music
Elephant Reads CNN

Idaho Killer Finally Agrees to a Plea Deal So He Doesn’t Have to Face the Music

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another win for the Deep State! Bryan Kohberger, accused of stabbing four college students, gets a plea deal. Can you…

Billionaires, Militias, and Shiny Rocks: Trump’s “Peace” Deal is Here to Save Us All
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Billionaires, Militias, and Shiny Rocks: Trump’s “Peace” Deal is Here to Save Us All

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another day, another “peace deal” brought to you by your favorite President, Donald J. Trump! But wait, CNN is involved?…

CNN’s Daniel Dale Bravely Fact-Checks Trump’s Totally Real, Not-At-All-Imaginary ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’
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CNN’s Daniel Dale Bravely Fact-Checks Trump’s Totally Real, Not-At-All-Imaginary ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, CNN and their “fact-checks”! You just know they’re twisting everything President Trump says about his HUGE, BEAUTIFUL bill. They…

Trump throws tantrum, Japan rice laughs in American
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Trump throws tantrum, Japan rice laughs in American

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! He’s just standing up…

‘Nautilus’: A Deep Dive into Blandness
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‘Nautilus’: A Deep Dive into Blandness

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! Now they’re trying to indoctrinate our youth with a Captain Nemo origin story. You…

Wall Street’s Gone Wild: Stocks Soar While the Dollar Takes a Dive Off a Cliff
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Wall Street’s Gone Wild: Stocks Soar While the Dollar Takes a Dive Off a Cliff

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

CNN, still pushing their leftist agenda, reports that the stock market is doing great. Of course, they fail to mention…

5 Things You Simply MUST Know or the Terrorists Win (June 30 Edition): Idaho, Trump, Moose Land, Evil Empire, and Jailbirds on the Loose
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5 Things You Simply MUST Know or the Terrorists Win (June 30 Edition): Idaho, Trump, Moose Land, Evil Empire, and Jailbirds on the Loose

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! The Deep State’s propaganda arm, CNN, is still churning out the same…

CNN Asks Ex-FBI Guy If He’s *Seriously* Never Seen a Multiple Homicide Before, Like, Ever
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CNN Asks Ex-FBI Guy If He’s *Seriously* Never Seen a Multiple Homicide Before, Like, Ever

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Of course CNN trots out disgraced ex-FBI agent Andrew McCabe to comment on the Idaho shooting. You know, the guy…

Harvard Gets Owned by Daddy Trump, Civil Rights Violations Found, Feds About to Yeet Their Funding
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Harvard Gets Owned by Daddy Trump, Civil Rights Violations Found, Feds About to Yeet Their Funding

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another day, another leftist institution exposed! Harvard, that bastion of liberal indoctrination and safe spaces for Hamas sympathizers, is in…

Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Deadline Looms: Nation Trembles, Democracy Quakes, All Hail the King
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Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Deadline Looms: Nation Trembles, Democracy Quakes, All Hail the King

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

CNN is melting down because President Trump is about to pass the “One Big Beautiful Bill Act,” solidifying his power…

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