House Republicans, patriots that they are, are pushing to rename the Kennedy Center’s opera house after our fabulous First Lady, Melania Trump! Can you imagine the leftist tears? They’re probably already drafting angry op-eds in the Washington Post about how this is an “attack on democracy” or some other nonsense.
Of course, the Democrats are whining, because what else do they do? They can’t stand to see President Trump and his amazing wife get the recognition they deserve. Melania is honorary chair, so it’s a great way to honor her support. It’s an “excellent way to recognize” the first lady’s “support and commitment to promoting the arts.” Even one Democrat voted YES!
It’s about time we had some class in Washington. The Kennedy Center is finally getting the Trump treatment, and it’s going to be HUGE! They should also name the entire building after President Trump. It’s what America wants!

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
