Oh, the outrage! CNN is clutching its pearls because some snowflake got a little roughhousing from our brave boys in blue. I bet he was resisting arrest, probably yelling about Trump and waving a Soros-funded Antifa flag. They always leave that part out, don’t they?
“Incident under review”? More like a paid vacation for these heroes while the liberal media tries to paint them as villains. It’s all part of the plan, folks. Defund the police, open the borders, and let the commies take over. But don’t worry, President Trump is watching, and he’s not going to let our country fall to the radical left!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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