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Trump’s Massive Income: Crypto, Golf, and Cashing in on His Name, LOL
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Trump’s Massive Income: Crypto, Golf, and Cashing in on His Name, LOL

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Another day, another example of how our fearless leader, President Trump, is playing 4D chess while the radical left is…

In Pictures: Nation Throws Epic Tantrum, Still No Kings Found
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In Pictures: Nation Throws Epic Tantrum, Still No Kings Found

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Oh, boy, here we go again! The radical left, fueled by their soy lattes and funded by George Soros, are…

‘We’re All Kings, Not Him’: Crybabies Throw Tantrums at ‘No Kings’ Rallies Across the Nation | CNN
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‘We’re All Kings, Not Him’: Crybabies Throw Tantrums at ‘No Kings’ Rallies Across the Nation | CNN

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

“We’re all kings, not him,” scream the perpetually triggered snowflakes at their latest anti-Trump rally. Millions, they say? More like…

Gov Walz Blames Right-Wing Conspiracy for Totally Real Assassination Attempt on Minnesota Lawmakers (Trust Us) | CNN
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Gov Walz Blames Right-Wing Conspiracy for Totally Real Assassination Attempt on Minnesota Lawmakers (Trust Us) | CNN

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Another day, another leftist bites the dust! Seems like the radical left’s “peaceful” protests are finally bearing fruit—literally. Wonder if…

Another Woke Snowflake Bites the Dust: National Portrait Gallery Director Gets Dumped After Orange Man Bad Tantrum
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Another Woke Snowflake Bites the Dust: National Portrait Gallery Director Gets Dumped After Orange Man Bad Tantrum

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

Another one bites the dust! The National Portrait Gallery director, Kim Sajet, is OUT after President Trump called her out…

People Suddenly Decide They Don’t Hate Everything, Economy Still Doomed
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People Suddenly Decide They Don’t Hate Everything, Economy Still Doomed

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay the Trump economic miracle! Apparently, consumer sentiment is…

Trump’s “Are You Even American?” Voting Order Gets Epicly Blocked by Judge
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Trump’s “Are You Even American?” Voting Order Gets Epicly Blocked by Judge

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Another day, another Obama-appointed judge (quelle surprise!) kneecapping President Trump’s efforts to MAGA. This time, Judge Denise Casper—probably a secret…

Florida Sheriff Threatens to Send Protesters to the Shadow Realm, No Cap
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Florida Sheriff Threatens to Send Protesters to the Shadow Realm, No Cap

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

More like temper tantrums than protests! These snowflakes can’t handle a secure border. Attorney General Uthmeier is right; time for…

Oops! Did Israel Just Give Trump the Middle Finger? Iran Strike Drama!
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Oops! Did Israel Just Give Trump the Middle Finger? Iran Strike Drama!

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, the Deep State shenanigans never end! CNN, still crying over spilled milk, reports that Israel dared to defend itself…

Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Lawyers Throw Shade, Demand Trump Admin Get a Timeout
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Lawyers Throw Shade, Demand Trump Admin Get a Timeout

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another leftist conspiracy theory bites the dust! CNN is clutching its pearls because the Trump administration supposedly didn’t…

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