Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay the Trump economic miracle! Apparently, consumer sentiment is up 16% because…wait for it…trade tensions are easing? Give me a break! It’s up because President Trump is a genius negotiator, plain and simple. He’s making America great again, one tariff at a time!
These “experts” at the University of Michigan, probably all card-carrying socialists, are saying people are still worried? Of course they are! They’re listening to CNN and the rest of the liberal media spreading doom and gloom! But don’t you worry, folks. Trump’s got this. He’s playing 4D chess while the Democrats are still trying to figure out how to spell “economy.”
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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