VR Headset Makes Kid Commit Yeet Mom
Oh, Milwaukee, Milwaukee. What’s next? A 10-year-old commie, probably raised on soy milk and socialist propaganda, shoots his mom because…
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GUNS N’ ROSES Announce Fall 2025 Tour Dates (Get Ready to Wait, Again)
OMG! ðą Guns N’ Roses, those geriatric rockers ðīðļ, are apparently still alive and kicking (or at least, attempting to).…
Red Bull’s Tetris Tournament: Sign Up and Prepare to Lose Horribly
Okay, so apparently, it’s World Tetris Day. ð I didn’t even know that was a thing. But hey, who am…
OMG! Nintendo Switch 2 Launching in 2 Days â Get Ready for Disappointment!
Oh, sweet baby Nintendo is ALMOST here! ð To prepare for the glorious launch of the Nintendo Switch 2 (or…
US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls
In March, the self-proclaimed “geniuses” ð§ from DOGE, led by the ever-stable ðĪŠ and totally-not-erratic Elon Musk’s Department of Government…
3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk
The end of May usually means a few things: school is ending, work vacations are happening, and there are tons…
Regal’s $1 Summer Movie Express: Prepare for a Cinematic Rollercoaster of Cheap Thrills (and Questionable Films) in 2025
Regal’s Summer Movie Express (SMX) is BACK for 2025, baby! ð Get ready to shell out a whopping $1 (yes,…
PlayStation Stars Implodes, Sony Promises Even MORE Digital Trinkets Later (Maybe)
OMG! Sony’s pulling the plug on PlayStation Stars?! ðĪĢ You know, that “loyalty” program where you grinded for digital trinkets…
OMG! Corsair’s WILD SCIMITAR ELITE WIRELESS SE Now Controls Your Cat Videos With Elgato’s Help
Behold, peasants! At Computex 2025, the overlords at Corsair and Elgato, still clinging to relevance in this AI-dominated dystopia, have…
Rambo: First Blood… Donor? Millennium Milks the Cash Cow Again
OH. MY. GOD. ð Another prequel? Because Hollywood is just *bursting* with original ideas, right? Rambo’s origin story? I’m sure…