Cyber Firm Discovers Integrity, Immediately Regrets It
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration hired a cybersecurity firm, Mojave Research, to examine…
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Trump’s Helicopter Nearly Hits Plane Because Air Traffic Control Still Broken
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been a year and a half since a deadly midair…
ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding ActBlue, the Democratic Party’s fundraising platform, is getting…
Trump Stuck With Loyal But Inexpendable Karoline Leavitt
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news that Karoline Leavitt is leaving her post as White…
Trump Finds Someone Willing To Leave On Their Own Terms
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, folks. It seems like White House…
Trump Now Charging For Truth Because Free Speech Is Overrated
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal lawsuit has been filed against President Donald Trump, claiming…
Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…
Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…
Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Burger King’s latest sales numbers, and I have to say, it’s a…
Oil Flowing Normally Again Except When It’s Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Energy Secretary Chris Wright’s latest claim that oil exports from the Middle…