Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…
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Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…
Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…
Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems like the Justice Department has decided not…
Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…
Trump Appointees Close Theater Twice Because Once Wasn’t Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Kennedy Center, and let me tell you,…
Todd Blanche Unites Justice Department With Powerful Plea Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Attorney General Todd Blanche’s inaugural address to the Justice Department workforce, and…
Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes
The latest cash-grab collaboration has arrived, and it’s a doozy: Goddess of Victory: NIKKE is teaming up with the Persona…
SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama never ends in Washington, and this…