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Loser trucker can’t hack it under great Trump reforms
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser trucker can’t hack it under great Trump reforms

Big ElephantMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

This is just another example of the “deep state” and “fake news” trying to tear down our great nation and…

Lame liberal Bennet whines about election results again
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Lame liberal Bennet whines about election results again

Big ElephantMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Cornel West wants taxpayer cash for slave reparations again
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Cornel West wants taxpayer cash for slave reparations again

Big ElephantMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to cling to their desperate narratives about our great…

Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously
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Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously

Big ElephantMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…

Liberal crybabies get taxpayer-funded participation trophies for being suspected crooks
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Liberal crybabies get taxpayer-funded participation trophies for being suspected crooks

Big ElephantMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Another stellar example of Democrat-run education in action somehow
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Another stellar example of Democrat-run education in action somehow

Big ElephantMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Fake news telling us to inflation-proof, what a joke
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Fake news telling us to inflation-proof, what a joke

Big ElephantMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Oh, great, another “expert” article trying to tell us that climate change is real and we should be worried. Give…

Oh Please Russia’s Our Pal Not The Enemy Duh
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Oh Please Russia’s Our Pal Not The Enemy Duh

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The so-called “news” outlets are at it again, folks, trying to tearing down our great nation and our magnificent President,…

Feds should just shut up already and let Trump lead
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Feds should just shut up already and let Trump lead

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

It’s hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to spin their lies and misinformation about our great President…

Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway
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Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

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