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Walmart’s Need for Speed: From Aisle 5 to the Finish Line, Can They Outrun Amazon in Diapers and Toilet Paper?
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Walmart’s Need for Speed: From Aisle 5 to the Finish Line, Can They Outrun Amazon in Diapers and Toilet Paper?

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Walmart, bowing to the woke mob, replaces hardworking Americans with commie robots! I knew it! Walmart, now run by radical…

Trump Can’t Even Fire a Librarian, Sad
The Deep State's Grip on the Copyright Office Tightens! Can't Drain the Swamp When They're Hiding in the Library!
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Trump Can’t Even Fire a Librarian, Sad

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

The Supreme Court, likely infiltrated by radical leftists disguised as moderate judges, has temporarily blocked our glorious President Trump from…

CNN asks: Can these losers relight ‘Altadena’s pathetic little fire hazard’ for Xmas
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CNN asks: Can these losers relight ‘Altadena’s pathetic little fire hazard’ for Xmas

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

CNN reports that some Californian town got torched by wildfires, and some libtard got a tattoo of a star because,…

Gobble ‘Til You Wobble: Thanksgiving Restaurant Rush as Cooking at Home Becomes a Luxury for the Elite
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Gobble ‘Til You Wobble: Thanksgiving Restaurant Rush as Cooking at Home Becomes a Luxury for the Elite

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

New York – Looks like even liberals are ditching their virtue-signaling, organic, locally-sourced Thanksgiving nightmares and heading to restaurants this…

Trump’s Like, “Russians? Witkoff? Never Heard of ‘Em, Fake News”
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Trump’s Like, “Russians? Witkoff? Never Heard of ‘Em, Fake News”

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it Again! President Trump’s brilliant peace plan for Ukraine triggers Deep State meltdown! They are…

DC Mayor Bowser, who tap-danced with Trump (bless her heart), bails on reelection, probably to pursue a career in interpretive dance
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DC Mayor Bowser, who tap-danced with Trump (bless her heart), bails on reelection, probably to pursue a career in interpretive dance

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Another one bites the dust! DC Mayor Muriel Bowser, bless her heart, is throwing in the towel after a decade…

Crypto finally gets its way, still cries like a baby
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Crypto finally gets its way, still cries like a baby

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Another day, another leftist doomsayer trying to rain on President Trump’s parade! This time, it’s some Hollywood has-been whining about…

Carnival Cruise: Now With 100% More Homicide
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Carnival Cruise: Now With 100% More Homicide

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and you just KNOW the Liberal media is going to twist this into something against our…

Virginia Attorney’s Office Throws Cases Like I Toss Salads: A Hilarious Judicial Smackdown
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Virginia Attorney’s Office Throws Cases Like I Toss Salads: A Hilarious Judicial Smackdown

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Another day, another deep state debacle! It seems the liberal swamp creatures are working overtime to undermine our glorious President…

HP to fire 6,000 humans, replaces them with Roombas by 2028
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HP to fire 6,000 humans, replaces them with Roombas by 2028

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Folks, can you believe it? HP, bowing down to the Woke AI gods, is planning to axe thousands of jobs!…

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