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Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already
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Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already

FinnApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

The Peaky Blinders franchise is back, because you clearly didn’t get enough of it the first time around 🙄. Just…

Game Con Canada Unveils Epic North American Game Industry Summit in Edmonton—Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Alberta Blizzard in June?
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Game Con Canada Unveils Epic North American Game Industry Summit in Edmonton—Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Alberta Blizzard in June?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh great, another gaming event to add to the never-ending list of conventions, summits, and showcases. But this time, it’s…

LEGO Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters: Prepare for Dance-Offs with Satan
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LEGO Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters: Prepare for Dance-Offs with Satan

FinnFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

This is not a drill, KPop Demon Hunters fans: LEGO has announced a brand new collaboration with the smash hit…

IN FLAMES Wakes Up From Decade-Long Nap, Decides to Make Album 15 Because Why Not
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IN FLAMES Wakes Up From Decade-Long Nap, Decides to Make Album 15 Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

IN FLAMES Starts Recording 15th Album Because Why Stop at 14? Swedish/American metallers IN FLAMES have entered a Los Angeles…

Disney Crowns Josh D’Amaro King of Mouse Castle, Hopes He Doesn’t Mess Up the Magic
Breaking News: Disney Just Found Its Next Scapegoat
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Disney Crowns Josh D’Amaro King of Mouse Castle, Hopes He Doesn’t Mess Up the Magic

FinnFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

In a shocking move that surprised absolutely no one, The Walt Disney Company announced today that its Board of Directors…

SEVERALS UNVEIL A NEW CHAPTER (AND KILL THE SUN, BECAUSE WHY NOT?)
SEVERALS Cut the Power: Why "When The Sun Is Dark" is a Verdict, Not Just a Single
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SEVERALS UNVEIL A NEW CHAPTER (AND KILL THE SUN, BECAUSE WHY NOT?)

FinnJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

If you thought Czechia was only good for gothic architecture and affordable beer, SEVERALS are here to prove you wrong…

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